PortmanTuesdays #15

in portmantuesdays •  7 years ago 

omniscent

[om-ni-sent]

adjective

1: a distinctive odor so pervasive that it sticks around for far longer than the thing it emanated from.
2: when it smells nice, you'll feel like you're in heaven, but when it isn't, it'll make you say "kill me now".



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I was thinking of bottling a particular omniscent and selling it online. Perhaps I could get Craig Grant to market it and make a killing!

I'm sure that you'd be rolling in dough in no time, Boomo! I'm doubly sure that a lot of men and women out there would be grateful for the service. It's going to be a moist could of months for sure!

Hahaha, yeah. The world needs more boom stench scent!!

If they're looking to solve underpopulation, then what better way to motivate the troops!!

Omniscent … sounds like a line of fragrances God might sell. 😇

Sounds like? More like smells like haha!

An omniscent is omnipresent. That would cause a dilemma in the application of the 'he who smelt it dealt it' rule.

Ohoho!! I see what you did there, mate! (I smelled what you did there?) It would indeed cause a dilemma. Maybe everyone who smelt it dealt it?

2: when it smells nice, you'll feel like you're in heaven, but when it isn't, it'll make you say "kill me now".

I was once told that when it comes to farts, "everyone loves the smell of their own brand!" lololol

To that, I would agree, kapatid! Not to toot my own horn, but my gas smells majestic hahaha!

Oh yes!! A word I can throw at Howie every time he lets one that makes me gag, hahaha, which is at least every other day!!

Every other day is a good interval. I imagine that I'll be letting it rip more than once per day. I already told Li to get ready haha! We'll be basking in the ambiance when we live under the same roof haha!

Imagine an omniscient smell at 12 noon on a hot day in the city and get on the subway car someone who has not bathed in days hahahahaha ... horrible! I had to live that .. jajajaaja

Oh man, that's something I used to live with every day as well. The difference is it's 9 in the evening and everyone's had a long day. The smell is ripe! Haha!!

Hahaha! Living something like this is a very extreme challenge!

An extreme challenge indeed! One without any winners haha!

I've really been waiting for your post, talking about omniscent, it's a really serious issues that needs to be taken seriously, body and mouth odor has destroyed great presentations for people...... Sweet odors are welcoming but........ Thanks for writing about this.

Haha! Thanks for waiting on this! I appreciate this continued support. I hope this wasn't a let down :D

I liked it, it really reminded me that my scent matters alot, thanks for the post

Haha! Glad to be of service!

Man, is Alec Baldwin a gift from heavens... along with THE MAN Terry Crews.

POOOOOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR... in a can!

That's right.

Terry Crews is a gift that keeps on giving haha! Did you know that he's an awesome painter? Haha!

This scent truly has a huge potential. is it dreamt by overly skilled people who've learnt to dream the scents?

Perhaps. But, I don't think skill is a requisite in this case haha!

in the same ballpark as pubiscent, i guess :)

Oh man hahaha Don't get me started with that ahhaha! That portmanteau makes me think of a different, more sour scent haha!

haha

Now we can't have that haha!

upvoted..and THANKS for your support.

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Nice to have mutual support!

you bet! And, your post are really good!!

I appreciate it! Thanks for saying so!

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