There are very few things I'd enjoy less than watching the debate, so I thought "How can I make this fun?"

A drinking game!

Here's how it works:

• Everyone picks a candidate they will drink to, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.
• Below are some keywords and phrases for each candidate. You drink when that person says one of their keywords (or meets another requirement, for instance, "Fails to answer a question").
• Phrases don't need to be exact ("Making trade deals" qualifies for "Make deals").

If you're feeling ambitious, you can drink for both candidates.

Hillary Clinton

Take A Drink

• Fails to answer a question
• “Paycheck”
• “Healthcare” or “Insurance”
• “Climate change”
• “Student loans”
• “Free”
• “Children”
• “Minimum Wage”
• “Tax the rich”
• Pretends to be anti-war
• Tells a short sob story (ex. “I’m running for Sarah in South Carolina who’s sick and can’t afford a doctor.”)

Chug Your Drink

• Forgets what she was saying
• Collapses
• Says we need to get the national debt under control

Donald Trump

Take A Drink

• Fails to answer a question
• “Make America great again”
• “Military”
• “Women”
• “Middle class”
• “Jobs”
• “Mexico”
• “China”
• “Trade”
• “Make deals”

Chug Your Drink

• “Rosie O’Donnell”
• Mentions ending the Federal Reserve

These statements not approved by the surgeon general. Make sure to hydrate.

This message was approved by Ron Paul.
Okay, that's a lie.