Game of thrones puns

in pun •  8 months ago  (edited)

Heard about the Westeros ride-share app? It’s called Lyft-erion!
What score did Jon Snow get on his SATs? A snow score!
Why can’t White Walkers enjoy hummus? No guts!
Found a Starbucks cup in Winterfell. It was a Tall Latte!
Why doesn’t Daenerys order steak? She avoids the red meat!
What’s Jaime Lannister’s least favorite emoji? The clapping hands!
How do Lannisters practice safe texts? They always use pro-Lion-tion!

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