44 Best Puns To Make Laugh Out Loud

Read our best collection of puns by laughitloud which will make you laugh out loud

In 1948 the first dentist was hired by the National League to put on baseball caps
When metal bus tokens were made they were only worth tin cents.
A large investment was made by Fred Brodney in importing soap. Brodney bubbled his money.
A chimpanzee was raised on a Texas farm. It was the first monkey ranch
A club was formed for the purpose of memory improvement If you dropped out, you couldn't remember.
" When the first ice cream cone was shown at a press conference, newsmen got a big scoop," says Howard Johnson's FrankLionette
When high heels went out of style, it was a big letdown.
The first dog kennels were rented on a twenty-year leash.
When the first diet club was formed, it was a losing proposition.
The first marriage that was performed aboard a plane was a double-wing ceremony.
The first music score was Beethoven: 8,
Bach: 4.
The first man's leather belt cost 99 cents less than buckle.
Australian beer is made out of kangaroo hops.
The first recipe for beer was written as a brew-print.
Tweezers will do in a pinch.

In 1892 a shipment of fruit was delivered by boat. It was the first water-mailin '.
In 1634 the first twins were born in America on a two's-day.
The first tavern to open in Alaska was a polar bar.
When the first bicycle repair shop opened the owner became the industry's spokes-man.
In 1920 the branding iron was invented. The cattle were really impressed
The first bad seafood salad was shrimp-ly awful.
A gym, catering to fighters, had a sign:" Altercations Made Freely! "
In 1968 a monument was erected for a famous French leader. It is known as De Gaulle stone.
A turkey farm has just installed a gobble stone driveway.
The first boat show had a yacht to offer.
Two Italians called one another by telephone-paisan-to-paisan.
Venetian blinds are made by shady characters.
When cows were first shipped by raft down the Ohio River, they traveled on cattle-logs.
When the first national cooking champion was crowned, she appeared on TV on a program called" The Spice Is Right. "
The first wigs imported from the Orient came by hair mail.
Maestro Arthur Fiedler of the Boston Pops orchestra, hired an assistant conductor. He was the first band-aide.
When the first pain killer was marketed, it saved a lot of moaney.
A marine company recently had a sail on motorboats.
Before thimbles were invented, a lot of people got stuck with out one.
At the Davis Cup competition, cigarette lighters were given as prizes to tennis players who won a match.
At a recent fishing tournament no prizes were given: it was just done for the halibut!
I know a lingerie buyer who gave his wife the slip.
He was the only breadwinner and he couldn't afford to loaf.
The tattoo artist had designs on her clients.
When the pilot and copilot began playing cards in the cockpit, they agreed that the sky was the limit
The ancient Greek maidens were tired of listening to lyres.
The coed learned how to imitate a stripteaser by doing a take off.
The fortune teller said she liked her work because she always had a ball.
Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.