Here is a 19 funny quotes about life, that you absolutly going to love and share.
1 – Sometimes i want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.
2 – Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it.
3 – Do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.
4 – Remember, if you can’t say something nice … Make it funny.
5 – Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
6 – What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it’s supposed to be.
7 – I really do deserve more credit for not acting on the evil, twisted thoughts that run through my mind on a daily basis.
8 – Yesterday’s eyeliner can be todays smokey eye if you believe in yourself.
9 – My alone time is for everyone’s safety.
10 – What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.
11 – I try not to judge because i’m quite a screwed up myself.
12 – Everything happens for a reason. But Sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
13 – I’m a huge fan of saying “you’re welcome” really loud when people don’t day thank you.
14 – To be honest i’m just winging it. Life, motherhood, my eye liner. Everything.
15 – I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before.
16 – I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that i’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
17 – Is “UGH” an emotion? Because i feel it all the time.
18 – I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks. I’m outstanding.
19 – Don’t follow my footsteps. I run into walls.
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