The most worthless college courses I personally took

in rant •  6 years ago 

This is kind of a follow-up to the article I wrote yesterday about how I feel as though university (in USA at least) is largely a sham and also a method of insuring the population becomes a slave to massive debt very early in life. Just for fun, I wanted to detail some of the dumber classes that I took in college in an attempt to showcase how absurd a 4-year college degree is.


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no, this is not an actual course

Bowling

You are required to take a certain amount of physical education classes in a 4 year program in order to get a degree. Your guess is as good as mine as to why. We had an instructor and I'm borrowing from Jim Gaffigan a bit here when I say "what sort of instruction is this guy going to actually give us?"
Me: Fails to convert a spare
Coach: You know next time you should try to knock all the pins down
Me: You sure coach?
Coach: Just do it! Trust me on this!

Regardless of how you performed in this class you got an A as long as you attended class. Our college didn't even have a bowling alley so we went to the local lanes and received almost no instruction, ate nachos, smoked (it was the 90's) and even drank beer. Sounds like fun right? It was, but it was around $1000 and you learned nothing. I have never heard of any business deals that took place at the bowling alley. I guess there are some... i dunno

Scuba Diving

You may know that I am actually a certified dive instructor. I accomplished this well after leaving college. This was yet again to fulfill my physical education requirements in order to tick all the boxes of requirements for the degree. This was a semester-long program that was just for the beginner certification in Scuba. If you know anything about dive courses, this course can be competed in a week at a private establishment.

To make things more frustrating, the hot chicks in bikinis were given massive breaks for what I now know to be mistakes that could result in their deaths in an actual diving environment while the guys were held to a very different standard. I could have sued the pants off of that place.


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obviously you are getting an "A"

Due to inclement weather on the final day of class, the required 2 dives in the ocean for certification were called off, so none of us actually got certified.

Jazz Appreciation

I have to admit, the fact that I took this class instead of something else is my fault. I had other choices and don't recall why I took this class. I probably took it because it is obviously and easy "A" but the level of psychosis that was exhibited in my instructor has turned me off to jazz music forever.

The guy would play jazz standards like "ride on the A Train" over and over while shaking his head and snapping his fingers and chanting "dig man... dig!" and he would get upset with us if we didn't share his enthusiasm for hearing the same song over and over again.

I remember looking him up and finding out he has absolutely no qualifications to be a teacher of any sort. He is just a guy who likes jazz a lot. I wonder if there are "video game appreciation" courses in colleges because I want to apply to be an instructor of that.

History of Computing

Believe it or not, this was (and may still be) a requirement for all Computer Science majors. Like most other fluff classes, this one had a textbook that was more than $100 and detailed such life-enriching data as explaining how the Babbage machine worked and also showing how hardware has changed over the years and really focused on failed projects and antiquated equipment. It was all "in-one-ear-and-out-the-other" and honestly could have been accomplished by a free trip to a museum in a day. I remembered very little from that class beyond the exams and I can't really imagine how this information is meant to benefit anyone aside from knowing a few facts for a pub quiz.

Sex and the Family

This was actually considered to be a psychology course and I have no idea why i signed up for it. I think it was by advice of a previous student who informed me that class was incredibly easy.


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This class was not easy because it was a very uncomfortable topic matter to be discussing sex with complete strangers. The fact that the instructor's confidence in talking about things like this just made him come across as creepy. Very few questions were asked, and mostly the sessions were completely silent while the instructor kept trying to convince us that these were not subjects we should be uncomfortable discussing with others. I disagree. So did a vast majority of the other students. I ended up dropping the class and changing majors.


I'll end it there

There are more, but I am running the risk of this being too long as it is. The real tragedy isn't that these classes exist, or that they are required to a certain degree. The real tragedy is that the grade you get in Bowling counts just as much for your overall GPA as the extremely complicated Accounting and Physics classes that I took. Most students use these electives in order to make themselves appear to be good students when in reality all of their good grades are coming from the absurd classes while the meaningful ones (for their major) are average at best. I know many people that only graduated because of this - perhaps they are thankful for the "filler" but I found it to be a waste of time and money.

All the garbage classes that are required for graduation I think, unnecessarily make the process take a lot longer so that the University system can steal more money from you. Would you believe that these absurd classes also had $100 textbooks? I had a textbook for my bowling class that could have very easily been written by hand with crayon.

In the comments I would like to hear any sort of silly classes you took in college due to the flawed 4-year degree system. I will reward you accordingly :)

As always, thanks for reading

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The silliest class I can recall that I took was my algebra class back when I went to college for a bit. You might say to yourself, "Well, Deadspace, why is that a silly class?" Well, you turbo taintsniffer's, sit the fuck down and I'll tell you. Impatient fuckers. Anyways, this particular math class was one which was required for me to do for the degree I was interested in. I'm not the best at math, but hey, I figured fuck it I can learn this and if I have any problems the teacher can help me.

This should typically be pretty simple, 3/4th's of the class is online while 1/4th is in person. Easy, right? Oh, wait. It turns out that the fucking teacher for this class was basically a Hawaiian janitor who came into class to jerk off under the desk while his dead fish eyes beamed into his PC. I was very confused when I came in for class, only to see we were just going to be doing the same fucking work, except instead of being on our own PC's we had to use these shit school ones.

I said fuck it, and got to work. I quickly had a question and figured I'd go up to the teacher and see if this flowery mongoloid could take a second to stop milking his prostate and help me out. After I go up there and address this, I find out some wonderful information real god damn quick. This fucker isn't even a math teacher. He was an English teacher they outsourced from another part of the school to come in there and just make sure that we weren't having a mass orgy and beating each other over the head with cum covered coconuts. Yes, that's right. The school put together a math class with no fucking teacher, and no one to help you when you actually need it. Don't have the answer? Well, better hope Google has it for you!

I literally paid a few grand to have a glorified troglodyte with glasses to wipe his dick on the bottom of a table while I had to speedrun Algebra problems. Some real high octane shit right there. There was some other stuff like that going on, which is what led me to say fuck this and drop out of that shit school.

Damn. Did you sue the school or something? That is not acceptable.

Nah, that school is going down the drain without me trying to figure out a way to pay a lawyer to look into if I could have sued or not. Their drop out rate each year is growing and at the time when I left it was around 44 percent of students, IIRC. The reason they're outsourcing random people to the classes is because their funding is getting so low due to the drop outs and things being cut. That shit hole is doomed to die out within 10 years probably, and I'm fine with that. Perhaps the dilapidated remains can be a safe haven for ass sucking troglodytes and those weird people out there who like to watch Harley Quinn fart porn videos.

what an epic follow-up. I can honestly say that I rarely had problems with my professors behaving anything like this.

I've taken an acupuncture course that was purely theoretical and never got to put a single needle into anything!

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yep, that sounds pretty useless! haha

Lol!

The absurd course(s) I was required to take was post graduate at one of the so-called highly regarded university in that state (Mass.) - Business ethics and critical thinking for business mgmt/execution. The absolute irony of classes taught by a academic... a professor who apart from his college days and matriculation never stepped across the threshold of any business small mid or large, never managed a budget hired fired or met a plan. Absolute rubbish. And had the common-sense of a fence post. That was the 90s and I had years of working under my belt... getting A's was easy - value = ZERO! In my undergraduate in engineering - there was no fluff classes I can recall save the electives and I took hard ones - although basket weaving - art appreciation were likely offered...no thanks.

I always found it amusing that a vast majority of my teachers in business school has zero experience actually working in any business. They were purely academics. This became evident when I went later in life to briefly entertain getting ANOTHER masters degree in accounting and some snotty grad-student was there at the round-table telling all the potential recruits that "their undergraduate degrees from second-tier schools was seriously going to diminish our capabilities of getting hired " - the snot was suggesting that our schools were shit and that this one, the one he was attending was highly-revered.

What le asshole didn't know was that at that point in time I was actually in charge of hiring people like him, and had found that there was very little difference between the Ivy League schools and the state schools because neither one of them actually taught the students anything about the real world and that at that particular moment in time I had recently hired someone from Princeton, and someone else from East Tennessee State Univeristy and the ETSU student was actually performing significantly better..

The professors in the room chuckled a bit at my berating of him, some of them grimmaced because I was announcing an inconvenient truth about the educational system... but none of them refuted me, because I think even they knew it was true. Snot boy didn't say anything back because he had zero ammo in this real world battle, and I likely had more work-experience (4 years at that point) than most of the people in the room including the professors.

I feel that these classes are for academic resuscitation; a way to boost your GPA when yoy are struggling.

My most useless class was a leadership class taken just last year. It was little to no reading and writing, mostly theoretical nonsense, and finally our leadership skills was never put to the test, so no one learned anything. If you were shy before, you were going to remain that way.

I also took chinese calligraphy many years ago which was just....lol. Damn teacher would get in our ear if we feel asleep or didn't write the character in the right order. Needless to say, I have never written a lick of chinese after that.

There was also cryptography. Don't let the name fool you, this was before cryptocurrency began. So instead of learning the cryptographic hash function used in Bitcoin (sha 256), we were learning outdated crypto methods used during World war 2, which was scrambling letters and making us figure it out. Absolutely worthless.

That's all I can think of.

one class that appeared useless when i signed up for it but was actually one of the most useful courses I ever studied in school was a speech class. I have never shied away from public speaking but I know a lot of people that are absolutely terrified of it. This course helped us to get our thoughts together and present them in a confident and concise manor. To this day it is one of the only classes that I took in my 7 years of college that I actually remember a lot of what we studied.

Hey that's true we all have some silly classes during college. I had two-
One was the 'games' class, like literally waste nothing to do there instead hang out with friends in the field as there were no teacher appointed.

The another was 'cultural activity' this class was damn expensive but what happens was few people used to do wall graffiti and rest including me used to wait for the time to get over of the class:p

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Yea dude some of the new age degrees people can get here in the UK is crazy, and a massive waste of money. You can get a degree in The Beatles, and I've heard even David Beckham. I don't know how you need a professor to teach you things about The Beatles... I mean.... what?! Crazy times!

Great post.
How about music lessons, about 70% playing the flute, 20% the triangle, 5% singing, 5% random bs instrument?

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