_{Oh my one
post per day
makes all the curators feel gay.}

^{And I should
probably say
that I don't mean it in that way.}

Oh! Hello.

^{I didn't see you there.}

My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself and I was just singing a little song to help pass the time.

I could probably write about a thousand of those little songs in a day.

Wouldn't you at least be slightly annoyed with me though if I posted every single one of them?

I know I'd probably hate me.

Or how about any time I get an idea! Wouldn't it be annoying if I took the time to post every single little idea that popped up into my wandering mind, individually, every single day, forever?

Like OMG! I just saw a cat chasing a dog and it made me smile! Then I started thinking about pizza! Check out my selfie! Anyway, thanks for reading my post! Don't forget to vote! Thanks in advance for the money! I'll see you in ten minutes with more of my bullshit and another goddamn picture of myself with the stupid puppy dog ears filter that I've yet to realize makes me look like an overgrown child of the zombie nation where the sheeple roam free and bump into things!

Okay, okay.

^{Calm down.}

I know you think you're being cute and sometimes it is kind of cute; but we only have ten full votes to hand out each day and you want twenty of them.

Not going to happen!

Yes! I get it! Some sucker has you on their auto vote list so you want to milk them for every penny. But each time you spam, you only diminish their voting power and that eventually means you're setting yourself up to earn NOTHING!

If you would just take the time to actually THINK instead of getting distracted each time your brain actually fires out another one of your moments of zen, you'd know this stuff!

Unfortunately for the obsessive compulsive shit poster, they are too busy working on their next thought, and most likely will not see this juicy little memo because it never occurred to them there are others here with more interesting things to say, plus this is WAY too many words for that attention span to be able to decipher.

Moving Along

^{Now there's another breed of shitposter brewing away in the test tubes of the spam lab.}

How many times have you seen this post?

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OMG! So stoked! The Palnet tribe! Blah blah blah short paragraph about the existence of Palnet!

I am a master of investing thanks to Steem Leo! Blah blah blah short paragraph about the existence of Steem Leo!

@neoxian I made soup for you! Blah blah blah short paragraph about the existence of Neoxian's City!

STEMgeeks OMG maybe they'll finally figure out a way to get me out of this test tube! Blah blah blah short paragraph about the existence of Stemgeeks!

Creative Coin! I made a sand castle when I was twelve! Blah blah blah short paragraph about the existence of Creative Coin!

Oh and it looks like I'm all outta tags so I'll see you in my next post where I do the exact same thing with five other tribes! Don't forget to pay me! Easy money baby! Bling bling!

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Seeing that post once!

^{That was already too much for me!}

Then to top it all off, some of these folks will actually tag members of those tribes who hold the most stake. That's a full blown ass kisser if I ever saw one.

That shitpost is contagious. One who lacks the ability to create actual content for these tribes sees that and writes the same post, as if they think internal advertising is somehow beneficial to the ecosystem and everyone will want to bend over backwards to give it a high five.

Hi everyone! Just a friendly reminder! You're not dreaming. We exist. You're welcome. And now you can pay me.

Disingenuous communications can lick my balls!

Pardon me for wanting to be surrounded by excellence, or at least the best you could do.

Earlier today I came across a fellow digital artist. He's been here since the early days. There was a time when his vote was worth one hell of a lot more than mine. Things changed, life happens. Now I'm the man with the pots and pan!

If you truly want to help recruit members, look for those you've known over the months and years. If you think their work and personality would be a good fit for one of these tribes, and you notice they are not using the tags, leave a comment and tell them about it. That's what I did!

In life, you'll invite your friends over. Everyone has a good time, maybe someone plugs up the toilet but hey! That's okay.

In life, if you announce to the world, "Party!" What happens? People are putting sandwich meat in the fish tank. Some chick can't find her phone. People are using the drywall as a makeshift punching bag. Cops are there giving people tickets for pissing on the street. Someone busts a cap. There's what looks like shit all over the kitchen floor. The cat is gone. Someone is floating face down in the pool and would you please stop sitting on my motorcycles! Those are not toys!

Anyway.

^{I think I'll call it an episode.}

Have a nice day.

Credits:All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.
^{"I'm hoping this form of humor is considered creative. If somehow it's not, let me know."}

^{© 2019 @NoNamesLeftToUse.}