What’s your “I hate that I know that” fact?

/u/Coldpiss
Your dad fucked your mom

/u/grrb88
The majority of “Code Blue” patients in the hospital die. We can bring them most of them back for a little while, but only 10-20 percent make it out of the hospital. If they do make it, they likely have severe deficits and poor quality of life. I don’t know offhand how many survivors die within a year of discharge but I probably don’t want to know that either.

Many times it’s a frail elderly person who wasn’t allowed a dignified death :(

If your beloved 90 year old granny with dementia is in the hospital and the doctors or nurses urge you to consider putting a “Do not resuscitate” order on them, please consider it.

And for the love of god, if granny has DNR wishes on HERSELF and then becomes incapacitated, please don’t revoke it.

u/DirtyAngelToes

If a person dies with a baby inside of them, they can expel the baby due to gas build up from decomposition in what's called a coffin birth (post-mortem birth).
EDIT: To clarify, all coffin babies are born dead. By the time decomposition sets in the mother, the mother would have been dead for quite some time; without the mother's heart pumping blood to the baby, the baby will die unless delivered through c-section within a few minutes after death (they have around 4-5 minutes from what I've read, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong!).

u/pupperbee
Whale's penises can be up to fifteen feet. Their dick itself can be almost up to 1000 lbs. They nut like 40 pints of sperm at a time.

u/rosefromtheconcrete
In elementary school I memorized the license plate of the girl I had a crush on...and I still remember it. I'm not proud of that.

/u/myhairsreddit
I still use my 4th grade crush's last name as my passwords. I'm 27.

/u/Mad-_-Doctor
That's actually a good password, since you were the only one who ever knew she was your crush, and no one would expect it. It's not creepy, as long as you're not still periodically checking up on her.

/u/cheapmillionaire
Octopuses rip their penises off so the female can fuck herself with it