A joke for your day.

in rednecks •  7 years ago 


Cletus and Jeb were driving down the dirt road for days, trying their best to get to their favourite frog gigging spot. They didn't have a chance to see anything on these back roads. Just dirt, dust, and trees. Until they came upon a clearing where they could see a sheep farm on the side of the road.

Now, Cletus and Jeb had been riding along for so many days, their minds weren't even working proper. If that was even a thing that they had the capacity for. So, they were utterly shocked with disbelief when they saw a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. Immediately, Cletus (being the driver) slammed on the brakes, and sprang into action!

Cletus ran through that ditch and hopped over the fence, and proceeded to do a number on that sheep from the rear. He had himself a nice time. I will spare you the details. But 'oh boy!' said Cletus, 'you better go down and get yourself some of that.' He says to Jeb when he got back to the truck.

So, Jeb shakes off his mid day rest, and runs himself down through that ditch. He jumps over the fence. And sticks his head inside of the fence, in the ready position!

Haha!

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