Is It Right For A Christian Wife To Say Things Like "HARDER, FASTER, GIVE IT TO ME, Fvck That Pu$$y" etc During sex?

in romance •  7 years ago  (edited)

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Verse 1:
Baby, bring thine hand to the rod between my pillars (legs), take it in thine warm palms, and stroke it.

Verse 2:
Behold, my rod is risen.
Ready to go forth into the wetness of thy paradise. .

Verse 3:
Come, let us have carnal knowledge of each other on this fluffy stable (bed)

Verse 4:
I beseech thee, proceed without haste as you ride me like a horse, lest I buss a nut and grow weary in earnest. .

Final Verse:
Verily Verily I say onto thee, I am cumming soon, and with me shall be my nut, which I shall buss all over thy bosom, from whence we shall clean it up.


EPILOGUE:

Babe: Why did thou desist from my paradise and bussest not thy nut in me?

Boy: Brethren, don't thou knowest the consequences/wages if I bussest my nut in thy belly? A fruit of the womb dummy! And don't nobody ready for that shit yet bish! Shiiiit.

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To the question in your title, my Magic 8-Ball says:

Very doubtful

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LMFAO. I love your sense of humor. I thought I was the only one who posted stuff like this.... Followed

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Just passing by 🚶🚶🚶

No go far o😂

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