never use moneypolo

in rudyardcatling •  7 years ago  (edited)

im sorry for the retard content but when people mess with my money i get

slightly less agreeable

never FUCKING use moneypolo

EVER, its been four months since they took over okpay and i still can't get to the few dozen euros in my account

maybe i find a local branch and take it from an employee then ey, guv ?

that's not testing my patience anymore, that's making me unfriendly

actually from what i see the account balance shows they DID deduct the €5 fee, but the money's still in there

that makes a cat angry, you know, quite angry

may 18 , its getting even bettter, after having the same conversation with a different person from CS on live chat about the sms that simply won't arrive (but needs to or they wont let me touch my money = lol ... nothing but lol since they bought okpay)
i now get a message that they won't let me log in in a few weeks unless i confirm by sms code ( = LMAO²)

i try installing the app it says it is "not compatible with my device" , we're talking 90 euros here, i can hardly buy a new phone to get 90 euros of MY money back in MY hands

nothing but disaster, so i ask the guy just cancel the transaction and let me get it you to a BTC wallet

i'm gonna dump it here anyway so the guys says

"o sorry sir but to make crypto transactions you need VIDEO VERIFICATION"

like WUT ?

yes, video verification (probably to see i dont have a sweatshop with naked ladies putting kilos of coke in little bags to sell going on behind me) ... its crypto after all, right

criminal

so i cant , simply cant get my own money and even while i'm logged in to the account, chattin with the guy, they can't just DO IT

no one offered to call me on that number, no one

so we will relay to tech, and i say yea that's exactly what your colleague said last time, its about the exact same conversation

but i know the guy is just a firewall right, he doesnt make policy so

all i can do is WAIT

thats the WORST ever, this is worse than paypal

im gonna have to shakedown one of their employees for the money if they dont get it to me after all

the universe needs balance

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