During the pre-election race in Russia, the means of anonymity, encryption and VPN were banned. Opposition sites are blocked. All protesters and dissatisfied masses of people are trying to neutralize completely. Therefore, photos of various prohibitions are collected on the Internet.
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Balls for bowling are forbidden to play billiards. For every cue stuck in the finger holes - a penalty
Dear visitors to the EMO concerts. We ask you to take note that cutting veins at concerts in our club and on its territory is STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Violators will be set up in a madhouse.
Parking of cars opposite the gate is prohibited. Parked cars will be dismantled and sold.
Dear buyers. In connection with the decree of the governor of the Orenburg region, the sale of alcohol on September 1 is prohibited. We ourselves are in shock.
Sunbathing on the territory of the cemetery is prohibited.
Do not throw garbage. I will beat on the face without warning.
Picking berries, mushrooms and ferrous metals is prohibited.
"For a great need" (for obtuse "shit") can not. The fine is 500 rubles.
Dear buyers. The entrance to the shop with animals on roller skates is forbidden. The store is under video surveillance.
Engaged in sex on the beach is strictly prohibited. It is better to look through the telescope.) Rental of telescopes 063 584 5005
This is the arrival in the yard. Cars do not put. Especially: deputies, diplomats and women.
Attention. In connection with smoking in the toilet, we remove 2 doors in the toilet. If smoking does not stop, all doors will be removed.
June 12 is a day without alcohol. There are 2 days left before the ban begins. Plan the purchase of drinks in advance.
Smoking kills. Respectful smokers, a huge request, die on the street.
Attention. Garbage dump is prohibited. There is no penalty. But they hurt painfully. Administration.
A kind request. Do not let the cat into the hostel. We already have 10 pregnant cats. Administration.
Standing is forbidden to go. Road traffic police requires that the number of corpses does not exceed the number of seats.
Dear Clients. Sorry but we do not smoke. PS: for especially gifted NOU SMOKING. Administration.
The entrance to the store is a dog, small and large cattle, trading agents, as well as in flippers and bicycles are prohibited.
Entry (deposit on hand, in a pocket, in a bag, etc.) to the pharmacy with dogs of any people, including breeds: "This is not a dog", "Very expensive", "Hypoallergenic", "Same as a man" is prohibited .
Instruction as boys to go to the toilet.
- We stand in front of the toilet.
- Raise the toilet seat.
- Remove the panties.
- We take a dick with both hands.
- We relax.
- Pour out so that not a drop of your scribbling not on the floor and on the rim of the toilet.
- You can fart.
