Hello World, here is a little introduction

Hello World,

My name is Kelci, I am 24 years old, married and have two children. A girl who is 3 and a boy who is 2 months old. I am new to Steemit and thought I introduce myself before I being posting on here. I hold many titles such as Domestic Engineer, President of Waste Management, Meltdown Negotiator and Professional Mediocre Chef. I have Bachelor's Degree in Patience and working towards my Masters. My one co-worker calls me "Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!” or if I’m lucky just “Mom” for short, while the other one doesnt even say my name just screams at me all day.

At this point, Im sure that you can figure out I am a stay at home mom (SAHM). I have been for 3 years now. I don’t have a fancy college degree but the real life titles I do have I worked hard to achieve and wear them with pride...yes even President of Waste Management. Every day I strive to add more “real life” titles to my list.

A little about me and my family...
I am horrible at grammar and always have typos. So please refrain from calling the grammar police.

Let's see...

As you know, my name is Kelci. I am a full time mom and a part time PC gamer and soccer reff. I always have the TV on because I can stand silence during the day and need background noise. If kids shows are not playing in the background its either the ID channel or sports on TV., Now that I am not pregnant anymore, I can go back to enjoying beer and sipping wine. I have a love for pizza, late night food delivery is my weakness, roller coasters and thrill rides are my thing (El Toro..best coaster EVER). A few things that I’d like to do before I die would be skydiving, vacation outside the US and swim with dolphins wearing a mermaid tail. You know basic stuff.

Oh, look there I am!! With my little girl, Ani. She is 3 years old, I became pregnant with her very early in my relationship with my now husband/then boyfriend. Like only dating for 3 months early. But Girl was honestly one of the best things that ever has happened to me. She has taught me so much about myself and what I could do.Girl is super intelligent for her age..no really she is, I’m not bragging but I am. Sometimes the things she says stop you in your tracks and say "Who taught you that?!" I like to take credit for a lot but I do have to say most credit goes to genetics and "Damn you stupid YouTube videos, you are actually teaching my kid things". haha She loves digging in dirt and building with blocks. She is very loving like in your face and get poked in the eye loving. She is my little wildling.

We talked about Ani, now lets talk J, there really isnt much to say about him yet being that he is only 2 months old. He likes to eat, sleep and poop. Have to say one talent he does have is that he can fart with the best of them haha. He has started smiling and trying to "talk" a lot more. But honestly, he is a bit like Jekyll and Hyde though, he will be all smiles one minute then BAM with no warning it turns into a frowning face and he is crying. I’m sure he’ll grow out of it.
I hope…

Finally, my husband Francis. He is a programmer, loves gaming and great at predicting stocks. He is fucking awesome honestly. He is supportive mentally and financially and has taken care of me for going on 5 years. When I met him, I knew he was something special.
Some days I want to strangle him but most days I look at him and I can feel my heart skip a beat still. He gives our children the opportunity to have their mother stay home with them, and let’s be honest daycare is expensive. (Don't have kids? Do a google search on the price it's like the cost of home mortgage.) He is very smart, passionate and loud. He can be heard in a room full of people, which is what I love about him he can be heard and people listen.

Anyway, thought I do a little introduction of myself and my family and I’d to keep posting and hopefully everyone keeps reading along so they can get to know me and my thoughts, stories, and opinions a little more.

#SAHM #newbie