Serious advise

in second •  7 years ago 

DROP THAT TRASH.

ATTENTION!! This is not for everybody. If you know you are on a very long distance journey,you'll have to read this.

It is very timely as it will do you so much good than harm,leaving you with a scar of goodness and relieve.

Two months ago I was in Abuja,don't ask me what I went for. This is not time for gist. I got to the RTC park at Waterlines,in Port Harcourt,as early as 6am and we took off at about 7am. Before we took off,another bus had already gone ahead of us.

Something happened along the way......it got a lot of passengers in the other bus very pissed. They wondered why our bus came from behind,overtook them and journeyed ahead.

Their bus was a brand new Toyota hiace bus. Wondering why they couldn't move very fast? Your guess is as good as mine.

The driver had loaded the bus with a lot bags and goods. The bus was filled with so much goods that they couldn't even make use of the AC anymore.

I was sitting in the front seat with the driver so I asked....."driver,why this other bus no dey fit speed as you dey speed?"

The driver,turned and replied me,....."Na because of too much load,no car go fit speed well for highway with that kind of load."

The worst just happened again!

Do you know that Okene road? If you have traveled to the north by road,you should know this route. That same bus spoilt in a very bad spot along that road. It got its passengers restless.

I believe they fixed it because we moved pass them and continued our journey.

I see you are asking why we didn't stop to help some of the passengers. This world is moving on a fast lane my guy.

If you must go far in life, you don't have to stop and pick every Dick and Harry into your life. You must drop certain loads,some of which are trash.

You see in this journey of life there are things you don't need to travel along with if you wish to arrive on time. One of which is,NEGATIVE ENERGY. There are people in your life that oozes this negative energy like a fragrance.

They will just come around you and the next thing you'll hear is fuuuuuuufuuuufuuuuuu and that's the end of discussion for you. They have ended up contaminating your atmosphere with their NEGATIVE FRAGRANCE. This fragrance reduces your productivity.

I heard today is valentine,have you heard? If you've heard,it means you are following the trend. But there's something I want you to do for yourself today. I know you just asked, what could that be?

Listen to this advise.

I want you to reevaluate your friendship today. Don't just appear in red and white,visit a park,go clubbing,drink some green bottles,taken some vanilla flavoured ice cream. I want you to have a chat with your boo and bae. Confirm if that boo or bae is a load that needs to be dropped so you can journey very fast and arrive early.

Remove that foolishness in your mind that finding bae or finding boo on a Valentine's day is the best love story ever told. Yours can never be better than TITANIC. Run a scan check on your relationship tomorrow and then you will know if that ship has long lost its trajectory in the pacific.

For those of us without boos and baes....don't go on boo and bae hunt and forget yourself. You still have loads of pains from your past heartbreak. Take your time and drop the pain. You are still dealing with your past shame and rejection,tomorrow is not a time to mingle,you are running this race with unnecessary loads,drop them and run with ease.

Let me just add this final one before I chill with a cup of coffee...smiles!

You see ehn.....tomorrow is not for illicit sex marathon. I heard its about a priest who gave his life for newly weds. I don't really know much about the valentine higi haga sha. But I know that its not a day universally declared for viral sex. Sweetie,package your two left legs and stay at home. If you must slay with that red gown,wear it and take good pictures at home and show us on Facebook. We will react to it. Don't betray your conscience for a plate of ice cream.

My guy,I know your blood is very hot. You want to swim from the Red Sea into River Jordan. You have already bought a 100mg of tramadol and his brother viagra with their niece and nephew.

Paddy,life does not end on a one night stand. That singular act of today,February,14th can determine the course of your life. Package your THIRD LEG and ask him to sit down and chill with you inside that boxer of yours. You are his boss,tell him what to do. Don't allow ordinary erection to make you loose sense.

As I sat down to write this post I just remembered how I sat down in my fathers parlor every 13th February to draft love letters for my numerous girlfriends in secondary school. Thank God sense fell on me very early sha!!

Until I write you again,live your best life always.

Your friend,
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