Females who constantly do Selfies then Complain about unwanted attention for Money

in selfieculture •  8 years ago  (edited)

don't?
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This is totally natural but please do not give me attention, please do not! I repeat do not,and this picture is me in natural lighting from 3 years ago (correction a little more than 2 1/2 years ago so I can make sure to stay relevant or not ...which is irrelvant in itself) but the struggle is real! Don't be mean you meanies, but please gaze upon my version of "Blue Steel"

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Here is my latest selfie but please do not give me any attention... No, really, don't. I mean it.

stop trolling me! remember to upvote <3

I'm not a troll I am a walrus. Here's me at my family reunion. And stop giving me attention!



I've been busy tanning all day...

I'm a solid 15 lbs. heavier then in that picture from September 2014,as seen in my intro pic which is brand spankin' new!$! I was living abroad and had to actually walk to go fetch things......Tanning sounds stressful, remember to take time out for YOU

OMG it is so stressful! It's so hard developing a nice even tan when all I want to do is stick my face in a chum bucket.

MMmmmm chum :)

Sushi for Walruses

they better have something rattling in their brainpan because dem looks got a shelf life yo!

Very true @battleaxe. The IQ of a sparrow can only take so far ... (not very far actually!!)

If I was a bird , would pick the Vulture because everyone underestimates their survival skills and they are immune to the plague and such

The IQ's are just plummeting now! ....

OMG does this "unposed selfie" make me loook fat or over 25?

It looks like the brain has already escaped the brainpan in that one! OUCH! Selfie-overtime!!

@jphenderson He is a Walrus so no body shaming !

I'm a very fit and trim walrus too at only 2000 lbs of solid walrus muscle due to my working out with my personal trainers every day. Gotta keep my awesome walrus physique.

same goes for guys doing the same but acting like they aren't

Does that also go for walruses?