(Courtesy, BART Bay Area Rapid Transit, San Francisco Bay Area)
I took this last night while riding BART. After transferring to CalTrain, I told a train conductor that I intended to post this on the Internet in a comment about the pigs that I seem to be surrounded by in public places. He told me that even though each CalTrain car has a toilet, conductors actually have to regularly clean up after drunk football game attendees who crowd into the trains and then, unbelievably, men and even women will drop their pants and TAKE A SHIT right in the train car, in the presence of scores of other passengers, and then pull their pants back up, laughing, without even wiping themselves.
This is not the America that I was brought up to love and defend. Who the fuck are these people? Where did they come from? Who raised them?
Really, I swear I'm not making any of this up or exaggerating a tiny bit. The conductor told me that the train operators deal with this constantly and discuss it among each other all of the time.