The Art of Shitposting

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I think sometimes we take Steemit a bit too seriously, feeling like you always have to post some quality art or information, a pressure that no other social media site has. That is the benefit of Steemit, but also partly it’s downfall. People are judged if they post what ever nonsense, but then again, we are not bombarded by everyones food and cat pictures all day every day.

It’s interesting that using Steemit is advertised as “post what you would post on Instagram, or facebook and make money” but we, the active users, have kind of decided that something like that isn’t cutting it. I for one can attest to not really caring about short posts and ugly phone pictures, most of the time. But I think it’s very interesting when someone who is serious about what they post and normally uses a lot of time and effort to make a good post, makes a shitpost. It shows another side of the person and their daily life, giving more depth to the character.

I’ve talked about this subject with @abh12345 a lot, because we are both active Steemians and doing shitposts isn’t our forte, but it should be because sometimes we need a break from the serious(ly good) posts . When you hold yourself to high standards, it’s really hard to make a shitpost. Someone will say that just take a pic and post that, but it’s so hard when your brain is yelling that it’s not good enough!

In my opinion, there is an art to shitposting, and it’s not easy. You either post a picture that is okay and only write a few sentences, or post a shitty picture and write some nonsense. You will have to disguise the shitpost into a post that is not so shitty. What determines it as a shitpost in my opinion, is in relation to what you normally post, and what the majority of your readers thinks is good enough or interesting. Shitpost will also have to be fast, if you use 30 minutes crafting it, it isn’t a shitpost anymore.

For me, if I do a free write, along with a random phone picture, that is a shitpost. It’s also a shitpost if I have a semi decent picture but very little text to go with it, usually just to tell where and when the picture is taken.

Do you have any tips for making a proper good shitpost?



Ps. This post was supposed to be a shitpost, but when I started to get more into it, I think it turned into a real post. Damn it, I failed again.

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The image must speak the message with words only adding confusion 😅 shorter the better 🤦‍♂️

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Haha do you get confused easily? 😝 If you post a picture, people are often curious about where it was taken, why you took it, who/what is in it, what you took it with etc.

Well adding all that stuff doesn’t make it a shit post! The words must confuse the message conveyed by the image 😜

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I like using a large font so it seems longer than it is, I used to do that in school to make my reports longer, I wonder how to double space things in markdown.

All my posts are shitposts. Legit. 🤔🥺

I like how your shitpost actually morphed into a legitpost. So clever Eve...Fkn genius. 😊

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No they are not! I think I have seen one shitpost from you.

Legit must be your favourite word 😅😁

Haha, thanks Eve...I try to post well.

Yeah, I say legit sometimes. More on Steemit than in real life. I'm an executive and see a lot of clients...At work I talk like one. Here, not so much.

Thanks for your comment about my posts...Means a lot. ☺️

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I never propose to make a shitpost ... it can always appear spontaneously.
Indeed, it's hard to make a shitpost if you don't have the talent ... you have to exercise and even worse, you really have to copy the "professionals".

I hope my post are ok and not shitposts :)) ... I like photography and this what I do :)

They are not :) I just saw the clever flower inside ice picture of yours, it’s real pretty!

Thank you!! you are very kind :) ... Soon I'm back and look what more you new post so I can read more ;)
And how is day there is it warm now... here in Estonia days get every day more warm :)

Hey Now!! iPhone pictures are legit! 😂🤣

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Legit crap 😝

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I am not much clearer on how to do this :(

We need lessons!

This doesn't really count as a shitpost. You've put too much thought into it and the photo is too well taken haha

Exactly! 😝 I will try again later today!

This is so true @eveuncovered and I don't always pinpoint that one of my loves of steemit is that it is very non-insta or anti-fb. I know I have to FORCE myself to use those two platforms, but Steemit is the one I LOOK forward to using.

I try to only post my art and if I don't write much I still feel the need to give the overall mood or feeling I put into the artwork. And of course the art I post takes time and thought and thus sharing it here feels more valued then when I put it on FB (and there is always that creepy knowing that FB then owns the image in some way)

I often thing about just sharing a post of my day in a sort of 'hey look at this' but then I don't as I do feel like it just clutters up the place. I like that Steemit isn't just a bunch of random photos but that people are TRYING.

If we could control our Steemit pages like the old Blogger days I'd be happier as then we'd have a page that appears when you visit our posts that could have some little boxes on the side and then I could have a "Pics of today" and they'd have their place. Then the viewer could decide, Do I want to see a pic of their day and more of that? and if not, they can just read your post or look at your art and ignore that sidebar.

I guess I miss the sidebar of Blogger days...

In so many ways Steemit got me to stay on social media because it feels the MOST like those mid 2000's days that I loved the internet and blogs...sigh I guess you can't go back.

Well, I've rambled on enough here. Something I always do here but would never bother to do on Insta or FB :)

Damn you writing a comment longer than my posts on most days! 😂😅

Oh yes we are definitely missing some great sidebar action, like going back to a spesific month on a blog. I think I’ve written at least one rant about it.

All sorts of filtering options would be great. I like to change up what I do but shitposts make the feed ugly :(

It isn't a shitpost if it is engaging material. The reason why they are so shitty is because they have crappy content that is boring and not even worth your time to click on. Lots of people just milking the system here with the auto vote and bot thing- it gets kinda annoying because it just reinforces the desire to post low quality stuff.

That is a very good criteria!! And sometimes there is no way to predict what gets action, so just gotta keep on doing different things. I get a lot of auto-votes so that is one reason why I’m quite mindful of what I post.

Yeah you blew thit shit right out of this post girl XD
Shitposting is a form of art that need to be taken seriously.

Thanks for the not so shit post talking about how to make shit post lol :)

"Ps. This post was supposed to be a shitpost, but when I started to get more into it, I think it turned into a real post. Damn it, I failed again."

Yes you failed!

I’m a disgrace :(

Don't take it too hard. Just keep trying to get worse and worse and one day you'll succeed in writing a really shitty post!

I will keep working at it and one day I will succeed!

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I’m so glad that you’re not discouraged!

Since all my posts are shitposts by definition of no info, no clever writing and no how to do it's. I really should stop spending most of the day and half the night taking the photos and all the related sorting and editing. I'm not so bright.

Hey, if it’s what you like to do, you do that. But I always appreciate having a bit more of a backstory if you just post one image.

You're really good at all of this, your photos, writing and everything! I do like taking photos. I'm not so good at the rest of it and me whining doesn't help Lol.

I’ve been practising a long time. The pictures are easier for me but writing definitely does not come naturally to me.

A shitpost is contextual absence; inane writing that doesn't offer (1)insight, (2)value, and (3) doesn't solve a problem.

Its mere worthlessness negates the need to post it, thus posting it makes it a shit (worthy flushing down) post.

It's relative to the reader, not the writer.

i dare you post a picture of someone else and title it “Not Eve”
It would work as a perfect shit post :D

Ahahhaha that is a great idea! I will use that one for sure some day!

I kind of tend to believe the opposite these days :)

Do explain further.

Been awhile since I have replied on a post of yours, but I am out there, reading and lurking.

When you have been around for awhile on steemit, you see all kinds of posts. Shitposts included. But shitposts, to me, are not the norm. Oh, posters are out there that suck, for sure. Trying to make a few steem, the easy way. But most just post on what interests them. And people read what interests them.

So, anything you post at this point, to me , is worth reading and upvoting. I don't get on steemit much anymore (work and other interests getting in the way), but when I do, your posts are one of the first I read.

So, bring on the shitposts :)....... I say you can't write a bad post no matter what.