Also less flattering rumors associated with, er um, heavy consumption of foods such as watermelon and fried chicken. The first is overstated. The second is, if anything, more offensive TO WHITE PEOPLE. Yea. I said it. The nerve of anyone who says anybody could beat me in a chicken-eating contest just because my pigmentation is a little lighter. Clearly y'all haven't seen me eat.
However... from what I've seen, if there's any race-based stereotype that actually holds water, it's that Black people are naturally, unfairly advantaged when it comes to marching band prowess. And it's not even close.
Sorry, Coach Prime, I don't blame you for missing the Sip and wanting to bring a little of it with you.
But those white boys up there just ain't ever gonna capture that Sonic Boom energy.