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I am terrible, terrible, freaking terrible I tell ya!
Why? Well, let me tell you what happened yesterday and today! Are you ready to be relaxed with me? Here we go!

I made sure that everything was ready and that I would not be disturbed. Okay.. Hey now... I know what you are thinking! You are already disturbed Snekky! Yes true but... Okay, let's move on! So, I was all set. No phone, no nothing and I went to the toilet to make sure that there was no chance in me stopping the meditation because I have to pee. Setting: Perfectly calm and no one to spy on me!

I pushed play and flattered myself as comfy as possible on the couch.
The tunes started to fly peacefully around me into the room. Tik tak, tik tak...Here we go, I am ready to relax, tik tak, tik tak.....
The voice calmly tells me to close my eyes and feel the drums travel through my veins to become one with the sound....
Say what?... WTF!!! My guinea pig, my sweet and wonderful fat monster of a piggy starts to destroy his cage wanting attention! Ignore...Just ignore... Keep your eyes closed, be one with the drums... Well.... I am one with some sounds but it's not the music! IGNOREEEE! OOhhh yessss just ignore the piggy and what the hell? Itchy, I am sooooo Itchy on my head, on my back and I really have to touch my toes!

Not that I am ready to give up but... Darn, shoot, Jeez oh man, fudge, sugartits! Not today! Just not today!