Hey all you fuckers of mothers out there in motherfucker land! It’s Thursday morning here on the west coast. Friday was lovely. The flowers and bumblebees are coming back! It’s almost officially springtime and they days continue to grow longer. Although we’re still doing that daylight savings time bullshit here in Washington even though I thought we cancelled it like two years ago. Maybe if someone makes a cartoon about daylight savings time trying way to hard to fuck a cat we can speed the process up? But all bitching aside, it was a beautiful day. So now I’m chillin’ and jammin’ to The Doors, wanting to find my way to the next whiskey bar.
But despite the good news about the weather, there’s always bad news in the world. Especially in this crumbling shell of a superpower. Turns out there was another mass shooting this week, and I know I’m desensitized to this shit now because I hardly noticed. And apparently the shooter was specifically targeting Asian women. However he is not being charged with a hate crime, and his defense on that front is that he has a sexual addiction. Huh? Like how is that an excuse for killing a bunch of people, and why are they all the same race? Are you specifically addicted to sex with Asian women? That just makes it sound like you hate the for not fucking you honestly. But it seems that this particular incident is part of a recent pattern of violence towards one group of people in particular, Asian Americans. And I don’t really understand why.. I mean I suppose I understand why they think they’re doing it. They’re blaming them for COVID, A lot of people think that China sent it over here on purpose. And honestly I wouldn’t put anything past any country’s government. Certainly not one that’s been kicked around by the West for the last century. But even if that’s true, what does any individual Asian American have to do with that? I thought America was a land of individuals? So why would you blame any individual Asian American for whatever the CCP might have done? That doesn’t sound very individualistic to me that sounds like racism. Two time honored American pass times that go together like ammonia and bleach.
Besides, if you have a beef with the Chinese government, maybe you should take at least some of that beef out on the American executives who move all of our manufacturing over there? Or the American government that’s been letting them do it for the last 40 years? Some people bitch that Asians are getting all the good tech jobs. Well then maybe you should be mad at your government for cutting education spending so we could wave our dicks at the Russians. The problem, of course, is that there was that time when an average (white) man could get a job at a factory with a high school diploma and be able to support a family, and for some reason they thought that was going to last forever, so a lot of people weren’t prepared for the future. And of course white people were convinced that their jobs would never go away. Surely their bosses would never fuck them over for more profits. Until they did. And to this day these people, their children and even grandchildren continue to champion and defend capitalism and capitalists while they blame their problems on other working people. Not a good strategy people. And killing people certainly won’t solve any of your problems. It just gives you a whole list of new ones. Like having to convince people that having a sex addiction means you can’t also be a racist. . So killing people should really be the very last option in any set of circumstances. Maybe learn how to code instead. Or find a really good side hustle. Whatever you do, love what you do, and tell everything else “Fuck it!” before it fucks you.