Banano is now on STEEM – Introducing Banano's Picks

Step up to my banana stand Steemers and I will, I WILL NEVER CALL CRYPTO CURRENCIES DIGITAL CURRENCIES! Oops, sorry, but I have Turret's Syndrome.

You might have followed my astounding crypto prediction record on bitcointalk, and now I plan on posting my predictions exclusively on Steemit. I was waiting for the STEEM price to reach the “Banano Buy Zone” so I could make STEEM my first official Banano Pick ever. APOLOGISE TO THE WORLD CLOSE GITMO ! Sorry about my twitch.

Now, to formerly introduce myself with some credentials, and fun facts about me:

Because the information I provide you is very valuable to you, they don’t want you to know what I know, therefore, I am used to being censored. In fact, I hold the censorship record on bitcointalk for fewest letters in a censored post (true fact):

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1377639.msg14014856#msg14014856

I am highly diversified, I own every crypto in the top 20, and many more. Therefore, I won't be recommending STEEM every time. You can see my bitcointalk history if you want to see my history of success.
Sometimes when my predictions are too perfect, I go into “Super Fat Greedy Pig Mode” which means that I do not guarantee perfection on those predictions.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1390331.msg14126015#msg14126015

My goal here on Steemit is to sell T-Shirts:

But until funding rolls in, I will just offer you free bananas like this one:

The first Banana Pick is to buy STEEM at $45 million (marketcap). The fundamental analysis is looking good with the frequency of upgrades (Trezor, Graphene 2, Game Apps, etc), and the technical analysis shows a clear double bottom.

Of course everyone here agrees with me on this one, but stay tuned, and I will show you some more no-brainer picks on some other crypto currencies, I mean digital currencies (I'm a mainstream whore just like the rest of you).

The reason why my picks are perfect is because I realize that the tools which we are all competing to build are all imperfect:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1361602.msg14132769#msg14132769

“We use what is available, and when something better comes along, we switch because we are cool like that.” -banano

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1397948.msg14193076#msg14193076

Case in point, why did Charlie Shrem and D-Vig all of a sudden quit their rabid bitcoin ranting to start huffing steem?

We are all addicted to Steemit because HUMANITY NEEDS FREE PEOPLE IF IT WANTS TO SURVIVE but those who kill should get an eye for an eye.

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