The Importance of Ch0res

'Do you not understand? I'm trying to fold laundry...'

"How the f' are you folding laundry at a time like this?"

'All is mind. The chaos around me causes static and impedes my functioning. Folding this laundry brings more order to the universe than you grok.'

"You're so full of shite it's coming out your mouth."

'Your melodrama and complaining will not sway me. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.'

"Quit LARPing like you're woke. You're a stoner that watched Dune one too many times."

'I am as much as LARP as your national borders. If you're going to be here, fold those briefs'