This throws me off a little. "Because 99.9% of people who want to talk to me are not willing to spend any money, this allows anyone who puts down the $49 a month on Patreon or the $999 for a lifetime payment, the opportunity to essentially instantly start getting my attention."

So you want people to pay you for your attention. I'll have to mull this over for a bit.

I have you on auto upvote, following, and voted for you for Wittness, but paying for your attention?