Ultimate Noob Guide to Get Rich on Steemit from Today's Top Self Help Gurus

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Deepak Chopra

  • "In the midst of movement and chaos, pander to the whale inside you."

  • "The less you give your Steem to others, the more your Steem suffers."

  • "The way you post, the way you behave, the way you rant, can influence your Steem balance by $1,000-$10,000."

  • "Nothing is more important than reconnecting with the whales. Nothing is as rich. Nothing is more pandering."

  • "Every person is a Whale in embryo. Its only desire is to be born."

Tony Robbins

  • "It is in your moments of pandering that your destiny is shaped."

  • "The path to success is to pander to whales, with determined action."

  • "Pandering to whales is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible."

  • "In life you need either whale bots upvoting your content or you must pander to the whales."

  • "If you want to be successful, find a whale who has pandered more than the others and copy what they do and you too can game the system."

Eckhart Tolle

  • "Realize deeply that the pandering moment is all you ever have."

  • "Life is the whale and you are the panderer."

  • "What a liberation to realize that the “whale in my head” is not who I am. Who am I then? The one who panders to the whale."

  • "Where there is a whale, there will always be pandering underneath."

  • "If you think the whale is withholding from you, you are not pandering to the whale."

Zig Ziglar

  • "You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must pander to the whales, prepare to pander, and expect to pander."

  • "Remember that failure is an event, that happens to those that refuse to pander."

  • "Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Pander to the whales."

  • "People don't pander for logical reasons. They pander for monetary reasons."

  • "If you don't see yourself as a panderer, then you cannot perform as a panderer."

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Great satire...you are my hero tuck

:) Thanks

That's some funny shit!

"Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Pander to the whales."

Everyone should read this once a week to stay on top of your game (or at least smile). =)

I just did. ;)

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