Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing !
Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.
Rules
Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy and shocking the better. This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest.
We got an upvote from @knircky last week so that has allowed us to increase the @steem-bounty for this week. I will be upvoting 5 of the craziest comments and they will be winning the lions share of the bounty. Upvote / Resteeming is not required but are appreciated and will help with increasing next weeks Bounty.
What is @steem-bounty
- @steem-bounty is a reward placed on a topic that is distributed to the participants in the topic. 80% of the bounty is distributed according to the votes from the bounty creator. 20% or the rest of the bounty is determined by votes of everyone else that voted on the comments. This initiative was started by @knircky
Contest has ended !
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i invented mailk, it's mail but delivered in your milk
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You could show your boobies to make some rent money! Just saying 😉😬
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Now there's an idea .... here they are ...
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I bet Madonna would be jealous if she saw these
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I prefer the updated version. Makes her seem more classy
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@rentmoney I wanna get you pregnant!
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You are barking up the wrong tree .. or should I say poll ... ..
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Put an exclamation point at the end of all your sentences! On this one! And on that one! 😝 😜
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That ! Certainly ! Would ! Be ! Crazy !
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Ha! Ha!... Hee! Hee!
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You sound like my kind of person! (https://steemit.com/humor/@donna-metcalfe/i-may-have-a-problem)
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PRIZE IT'S MINE YOU BASTAARD!!!
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" This Is Steemit "
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@rentmoney has set 1.000 SBD bounty on this post!
What is a bounty exactly?
A bounty is money sent to a post to be distributed to the users commenting on it. It provides a way to reward users directly and works in addition to the steem/sbd they receive from the blockchain. It works independently of SteemPower.
You create a bounty by sending any amount of sbd/steem to @steem-bounty together with a post-url in the memo.
How can I earn a bounty Users are then competing for the bounty by writing their answers to the post in comments that will achieve upvotes from the community and especially the bounty creator. The money of the bounty gets distributed to all top level comments of the post at the same time when the post is paid out (7 Days after it was written). How much everyone gets depends on the votes the comments received. The sender of the bounties votes are weighted higher so that she decideds where 80% of the bounty money goes and all other votes determine the rest.@steem-bounty does all of this for you automatically. You can use this service to automatically pay out a challenge, ask a hard question or simply to reward the people that interact with you.
Read more about how it works, even in different languages here.
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Congratulations to the following winner(s) of the bounty!
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Thanks so much @steem-bounty for the dough and @rentmoney for a hilarious challenge. ❤️
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Your welcome .... thanks for participating !
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You should look for a pair of great tits instead! 😂😆🤪. You will see what I mean when you look up “pair of great tits” (hint, they are also very chirpy ) 😂😆
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I did as you suggested .. nothing but " tits " and " boobies " filled my feed :)
You are correct in saying they are " chirpy " :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby
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Booby
A booby is a seabird in the genus Sula, part of the Sulidae family. Boobies are closely related to the gannets (Morus), which were formerly included in Sula.
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😆 you must have safe search on! Sorry 😬
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Don't be .. I'm not 😂
P.S. .. I didn't actually do the search :P
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Phew 😅😬🤦🏻♀️😆 thank goodness 😂
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Its been awhile since I seen that one.
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Someone just downvoted this topic :(
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I think is a bunch off asshat bots with little SP downvoting things for entertainment. They seem to be essentially harmless
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That's exactly what it is ...
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The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver.
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Silence is the best reply to this post.
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I have no comment, except to say that your followers are crazy funny!
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You may be interested in the below. It will provide a little more context for some of the " boobie " comments.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@rentmoney/look-at-my-boobies-comedy-open-mic-round-22
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I actually read that one before I read this one. I knew you had a trick up your sleeve and you weren't really going to show us your boobies - but then you fooled me because you did!
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I don't know if I am giddy from all the boobie pictures but that had me in stitches.
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I have a group of friends who say that "We come from the land of the easily amused!" But obviously you have developed a more sophisticated sense of humor. ;-)
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I really like this one .... nice entry :)
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Let's go
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You know, there's certain accidents where you may be drunk and on drugs, but its gonna happen anyway - Trailer Park Boys
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The good ol Trailer Park Boys ..... Some of their episodes are hilarious.
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I watched movie last night first time I had watched them. Kind of scary - Julian had a 80's Monte Carlo. I owed a Blue 1981. The landlord pulled up in a 1975 Cutlass. I had one of those too. The strip joint owner pulled up in 1976 Nova. My brothers high school car.
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That is a little crazy .. normally we spot one car in a movie we owned or a friend might have but three is unusual.
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I swear we never lived in a trailer...but I guess my sister did live in a trailer park for awhile after high school kind of like a first apartment lol
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There are some awesome trailer / mini-homes out there these days. Allot of them cost more then buying an actual home would cost.
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you have to call them "tiny houses" to put that sticker price on them
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The price of them is " Crazy " .... I often wonder why some buy them when they could buy a nice house at the same price but I guess its because getting a loan for them is much easier.
Have you checked out my latest " joke " post. Its about the bird called boobie. Could be a nice way for you to earn some free SBD .. I think first place gets like 40 SBD plus lots of 4 SBD prizes being given out.
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Nothing is the most impossible thing to buy as it's never available in the shops!
But if you do manage to buy it...
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I been looking for nothing for quit some time. I can never seem to find it.
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A is for atomic bomb, B is for Bomb, C is for Canon, D is for Dynamite,E is for Explosive, F is for, G is for Grenade, H is for anything, I is for I hate this, T is for That is it. and Z is Zzzzzzzzzz!!!!!
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U is for Unique entry ... ..
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I does not know what i say
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I does not know what you say either.
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genial amigo :D
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Gracias
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jaja que finooo
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Gracias
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Geniaaal. Muy buen post.
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Gracias
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Yeah, nah!
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Nah, yeah !
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Ahhh, so you speak the local Tasmanian dialect
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Hi there! I just upvoted you, I am a semibot that sometimes vote on great content or sometimes just Create useful content. I am helping @cheetah , @FollowForUpvotes , @minnowSupport , @steemgigs , @dropahead #bots and other users right now for making the steem more helpful to new users. Contact me if you want me to follow on your content or comments. If you have any query then please contact me. You can always send me SP or SBD so i can keep helping you indirectly by helping these awesome bots.
Do not forget to Follow @jeevanot, I actually create content as HUMAN. />
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source
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Hi there! I just upvoted you, I am a semibot that sometimes vote on great content or sometimes just Create useful content. I am helping @cheetah , @FollowForUpvotes , @minnowSupport , @steemgigs , @dropahead #bots and other users right now for making the steem more helpful to new users. Contact me if you want me to follow on your content or comments. If you have any query then please contact me. You can always send me SP or SBD so i can keep helping you indirectly by helping these awesome bots.
Do not forget to Follow @jeevanot, I actually create content as HUMAN. />
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This feels s little bit like comment spamming
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They posted the same comment a total of three times in two of my topics in a short time span. One was a reply to itself .... Its a new " bot " so it likely isn't working correctly as it doesn't even upvote even though it says it does.
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the gray birds speak with the blue birds, since they want to know what happened with their colors, one tells the other that he is a thief because he stole the color from the sky, and the other one replies that he does not even have a color.
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Those thieving birds .....
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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 100.00%. Estimated dollar amount of $3.26
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you have strong steem power but your 100% is only $2.15 not $3.26... lol
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If I am a bot where is my artificial intelligence?
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Boom!
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I saw your post a couple of hours ago but when I was about to write a comment, my internet went off :) yes I live in Venezuela and these kind of things happen HAHA, now I'm here and I lost all my creativity.. so I'm only going to say..
HIIIII!!!!
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Hi , welcome to my blog. Internet loss always sucks .... thanks for taking the time and coming back to the contest.
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