RE: Why should you get a free Steemfest 3 ticket?

You are viewing a single comment's thread from:

Why should you get a free Steemfest 3 ticket?

in steemfest •  6 years ago 

I'm going to try something different...

If I think about how I can improve the stay of each steemian in the SteemFest, a thousand things come to my mind.

First of all, I am a great dancer. My hip movement on the dance floor is something never seen before and can cause instantaneous palpitations in any lady or gentleman. The best thing about this is that all those around me at that moment, get infected and generate the same attraction. So, pharesim, if you're on a dance floor in Krakow, you know where to put yourself.

I'm an excellent lover and my priority is always to generate pleasure in those around me. It's something that comes naturally to me and I always give myself 100%. It's like a way of life, I walk down the street, always trying to give pleasure...

I'm an excellent hand reader. I can anticipate things up to 50 years in the future, but I have that limit, 50 years. Sorry if you wanted more...

Last but not least, after years and years of practice I have developed a method to conquer girls that is infallible. And of course, I'm always willing to share my knowledge on the subject.

Clarification: Probably everything written before is false, because the truth is that I don't know what I can contribute to the SteemFest and I don't want to promise things that I will not fulfill. If someone needs help, I will help. I'm willing to have a good time and meet people who for more than a year, I only see them virtually. I hope this comment doesn't upset you, but I would like to win the ticket and I prefer to put a little humor to all this.

Cheers!

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!