Men of Steemit: The Hotlist

in steemit-men •  9 years ago  (edited)

The hottest CEO on the planet is not who you think it is. It's not Zuck.

The hottest karmic CTO is someone you've likely never heard of before, either.

Humanity is currently experiencing a paradigm shift, and I'd like to introduce you to the CEO version 2.0 concept that is about to sweep across the planet. In this new paradigm, CEOs are not only physically hot on the outside, but they possess a karmic and over-the-top intelligent hotness that the corporate world has never seen before.

Elon Musk can be attributed with creating this new kind of CEO V. 2.0 category. But Elon Musk is not the newest, hottest V. 2.0 CEO. Everyone already knows about Elon's hotness. His cult of personality is larger than life. No, the current hottest V. 2.0 CEO is Ned Scott, @ned CEO and co-founder of Steemit.com.

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I mean, holy shit. Isn't your jaw hanging on the ground? Isn't Ned the most handsome man you've seen in a while? He looks like a GQ model, for sure.

Ned is seriously upping the game in the world of CEOs. The Mark Zuckerbergs of the world soon won't be able to compete with these new disruptive physio-intellgentsia-karmic CEO demi-gods.

In order for you to fully comprehend this new paradigm shift in the CEO V.2.0 makeup, let's break it down:

  1. PHYSICAL: Male CEOs are now expected not only to be stellar corporate performers, they must also possess physical attractiveness on a scale that has not yet been measured. This is to ensure that attractive male genetic material is linked with karma and power, and is preserved in the species. Don't be surprised when you find new buzzworthy articles appear on your LinkedIn feed like, "CEOs: HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF APPEAR HOTTER THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE".

  2. INTELLIGENTSIA: Male CEO's need to possess Asperger-like, super high level intelligence which goes well beyond the conventional "Manipulate. Control. Hold On To Dominance" thought pattern that has dominated much of the past 100 years. This new paradigm is essential for the continuation of our species, as well as the survival of the entire ecosystem. It is also required in order to fulfill the unrealized projects of past geniuses like Nikola Tesla who first conceived of free energy and the internet. Up-and-coming: Vitalik Buterin.

  3. KARMIC DOMINANCE: Male CEOs V. 2.0 need to possess and embody the karmic belief system so that widespread adoption occurs. This is needed in order to rebalance the power structure, which is causing human and ecosystem suffering on a scale that is unfathomable. The word, karma is greatly misunderstood, but can be simplified by the simple sentence, "do to others what you would like done to you." If you want to get rich, make someone else rich. Detach yourself from your own selfish goals and watch how your suffering disappears. Don't wait until one of your legs is in the grave to make a change. Remember, you cannot take your wealth with you. Why not have a thousand people rise up, having a shot at their dreams, thereby improving the world, than just your two offspring getting a new yacht?

The CEO V.2.0 paradigm shift is disrupting not only a lot of women's sexual fantasies, it is disrupting the course of human and planetary evolution.

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Dam.....she's right! Ned. You are a handsome son of a *****. However, as a leader of Steemit, the most important traits you can exhibit are compassion and integrity. Anyone can have the rest.....but those two are rare and just may be the difference in the growth potential of Steemit. So far so good bud!!

My article is POST-IRONIC. It's carefully calculated to get the masses to read it. I could have written one without adding the beauty of Ned but people don't tend to read spiritual stuff THAT CONTAINS TRUE INSIGHT.

ps- Female CEOs can do whatever the fuck they want because they have virtually zero history. They first need to make history, then they can improve upon themselves.

sexist! :P

Totally. How many female CEOs can you name?

None. Not many male ones either. That's generally not my world.

There's no need to discuss that there are fewer. But giving them special rights because of their gender is plain sexism, and nothing else. You either fight for equality, or for one certain group. Both doesn't work.

My Mom. My wife. My aunt. Two cousins. My sister. Off the top of my head. ;-)

The data is in: share knowledge with a female and she shares it with 4 others. Share knowledge with a male and it gets shared with 1: himself. They've done studies. Just look around the world. The evidence is everywhere. Now certainly not all women and men fit into this, but the study shows ON AVERAGE this is what is happening. Be mad all you want. Facts cannot be disputed.

Since you are new to crypto, you have no idea how male-centric the entire industry is (or maybe you do). It is refreshing to see how many women you have brought to this platform.

I remember in college how badly the male-only dorms smelled. We need more women to make this a great place. Thanks to you that is happening! It women really do share 4x as much as men, then a women-powered crypto-currency will be amazingly viral.

I'm somewhat aware of the crypto world. A brief look into it, I realized it was male-dominated. Money, power...

I learned about Bitcoin in the beginning and other underground movements. People desiring more power tend to be men. I knew my opinions would be seen as inflammatory. The world is still primarily run by men. Women speaking their mind, now matter what the tone is, are still oppressed. Women who seek power are generally not accepted by men OR women. Men resent powerful women and women are intimidated. I never said I was going for equal rights. Matriarchy replacing patriarchy for a while. Then, after that, we can have an egalitarian society. Men don't know what being oppressed feels like.

It doesn't really do any good to be divided though. My main drive in life is to help redistribute power and wealth. The problem of poverty has taken up a lot of my thought. I have some ideas, and decentralized power is central to my mission.

The more we can work together to help alleviate suffering on every level, the better the world will be for everyone.

I would encourage you to beware of the reality you create for yourself. We have a vast power to color everything we see in life and as a result of that coloring we act in ways that reaffirm that belief.

Speaking as someone who has seen first hand the degree to which over 50% of all men are oppressed by the divorce and family court system it is clear that abuse is flowing both ways. Dwelling on the abuse only amplifies our own suffering. Instead we need to focus on the good things men and women do. The more we focus on the good, the more good we will see. This will create a positive cycle and we will enjoy our own life better.

  ·  9 years ago (edited)

So I guess all the guys writing tutorials here are disguised females? Are female politicians doing a better job (rethoric question, I'm german :P)?

Citing sexist studies doesn't prove any point in this thread :D If you want to stop sexism, stop judging people by their gender and look at their actions. And when an action is shit, there need to be consequences, no matter what's between your legs. Nobody should be allowed to do "whatever the fuck they want".

"So I guess all the guys writing tutorials here are disguised females? " --> Now certainly not all women and men fit into this. I already addressed this issue.

that article is my opinion. I am free to state my opinion.

I do tutorials and I'm male, well, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, but that's another story! (Bad joke I know) :-)

CG

3 weeks ago when this place was a sausage fest...that post would have never get all the way to the "hot" section...that's for sure.

I believe the vast majority of the votes on this post are coming from men. Don't men want to be thought of as "hot" too?

This is a pretty weird post.

https://steemit.com/dan-larimer/@tuck-fheman/steemit-co-founder-dan-larimer--he-is-very-handsome

What's the difference @nextgencrypto? =b

Cognitive dissonance level of this post versus prior comments : 10
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i can't see the replies. did someone decide to scrub?