STEEMIT SLANG: Your Guide To Understanding WTF Is Going On In Steemit

in steemit-slang •  8 years ago  (edited)

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I don't know about you but until today I thought FUD meant Fu$%ed Up Discussion.

The more I started thinking about it, the more I realized there might be a lot of other people on Steemit who don't know what FUD and other slang terms mean. Although I've been on Reddit, my historical social media haunts are more along the lines of Medium, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. As I've mentioned many times, though, I have pretty much tried them all, even ones no one has heard of, like Findery.

I know there will be a lot of slang words I missed in the glossary below, so if you have ones of your own to add, please leave them in the comments.

Also, some of the words contained below are my own, and so they may not be in wide usage or circulation. If you see any errors in the definitions below, I'd appreciate your corrections. What you see below is a mish-mash of slang terms from various sub-groups including Reddit and cryptocurrency culture, plus many of the terms are unique to Steemit. If you stay on Steemit for any length of time, you're bound to see these words in the comment threads. I'd be really appreciative if the miners and witnesses could add the slang terms they use when doing their work to secure the blockchain.

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Bag Holder
Someone who holds digital currency coins but who doesn't cash out, even when the price of the coin is high. It can also mean someone who holds onto the altcoin til the bitter end, when the coin becomes worthless.

Butthurt
An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a a perceived personal insult.

Circle Jerk
When a group of people get together for a debate but then all end up agreeing with each other. It's like a choir preaching to itself. The origin of this word comes from a group of males who sit in a circle jerking each other off.

Dickbutt
An anthropomorphic phallus with a pair of testicles and a penis protruding from its backside. This concept was first created by K.C. Green in 2006 from the webcomic, Tree. You’ve Been Good to Us as part of the Horribleville series. Steemit user @dickbutt was at one point spamming threads with the dickbutt imagery.

Flagged To Death
This describes a Steemit post that has received enough flags by powerful whales to render it a zero rewards post. Rekt can also be used to describe this situation.

FOMO
A pervasive apprehension that others might be having rewarding experiences from which one is absent. This social angst is characterized by "a desire to stay continually connected with what others are doing". FOMO is also defined as a fear of regret, which may lead to a compulsive concern that one might miss an opportunity for social interaction, a novel experience, profitable investment or other satisfying events. In other words, FoMO perpetuates the fear of having made the wrong decision on how to spend time, as "you can imagine how things could be different". Definition by @cryptojoy.com

FUD
Fear. Uncertainty. Doubt. This term is used indiscriminately and basically any logical criticism can be described as "spreading FUD."

Ghost Post
When someone with a negative reputation on Steemit posts, their posts are greyed out and can be described as ghosted.

Kicked Off The 19
When a witness begins losing popular support, he/she gets a lower ranking and can be pushed off the top 19 witness list. In Steemit, only the top 19 witnesses are guaranteed to receive regular compensation for their work in securing the Steem blockchain. Witnesses do similar work as miners in Bitcoin.

Lazy Curating
When whales don't manually curate posts, but rely only on their bots to do it for them.

Makeup Tutorial
The moment in Steemit's history that the sausage party was officially over. Steemit user @guerrint created the very first makeup tutorial on Steemit which received a huge payout. After her tutorial's success, many copycats emerged on Steemit including Steemit's First Male Makeup Tutorial by @roelandp.

Ninja Mined
When a new coin is pre-mined by its creators, meaning there is no public ICO, and most of the coins go to the founders, it is called ninja mined.

OP
Original poster.

Pump 'N' Dump
"Pump and dump scams involve two groups of people. First there are the players who artificially increase the price of a coin by promoting or endorsing it. They’ve spent several minutes, hours or even days buying up cheap coins, and when they are ready to dump them, they build up the buzz. As buzz around the coin gains momentum, trading volume increase and the coins value goes up. You are both the pump and dumper. Once the coin hits a desired price the players sell all their coins, and people begin to panic sell, dumping their coins on the market and sending the price plummeting." -Cryptocoins News

Rekt
To lose a great deal of money on a cryptocurrency trade. This word is also used in Steemit to describe a flagged post that results in zero rewards. Example of usage provided by @instructor2121.

Sausage Party
This term was used to describe the very early days of Steemit when the percentage of male users was above 90%.

Sharkwhale
An evil whale who drains the reward pool for himself and his friends only. Definition provided by @steempipe.

Shill
A person engaged in covert advertising. The shill attempts to spread buzz by personally endorsing the product in public forums with the pretense of sincerity, when in fact he or she is being paid for endorsing the product.

Shitcoin
An altcoin that is characterized by an inherently crappy, scammy or other unsavory, unstable quality. Also called scamcoin. OneCoin is a good example of a shitcoin. This word was popularized on Steemit by the video, Do You Want To Trade Some Shitcoins? by @fyrstikken.

Shitpost
A post that is written by a friend of a whale which is characterized by its subpar, poor quality but which receives a massive reward payout and usually ends up at the top the trending page. Shitposts are the main reason that people outside of Steemit view Steemit as a rigged casino.

Sockpuppet
An online account used for purposes of deception. It's a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock. @msgivings is an example of a sockpuppet on Steemit, which can be considered a scam account, too.

Steempreneur
An entrepreneur who is creating new business ventures in the Steem universe.

Steemroll
When your post plows through all the rest to get to the top of the trending page. Definition by @conda.

Sybil Attack
The attacker subverts the reputation system of an online network by creating a large number of pseudonymous identities and uses them to gain a large fake influence.

TL;DR
Too Long Don't Read.

Whale Bot
A computer program that is designed to automatically upvote certain authors and which can run even when an account is not logged in. [this needs to be verified]

Whale Flagging
This describes the action of powerful Steemit users when they flag a post on Steemit. The flagging by these powerful users causes the monetary rewards to greatly decrease, even down to nothing in many cases. Whale flagging is controversial because whales flag posts not only for plagiarism, scams and abuse but also for disliking the content, tone or message of certain posts or users.

Whale Teat
Signifies the act of a whale putting an author on a whale bot list. If an author is on a whale teat then that author will be automatically upvoted from that particular whale.

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If you have additions to this Steemit Slang glossary, please add them in the comments below. I know I'm missing a bunch of them. Thanks.

If you have more questions regarding Steemit, remember there is Steem Help which contains a lot of links to various Steem applications and a knowledgebase. And one of my favorite Steem tools is Steem Stats made by @jesta.

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When is @charlieshrem gonna shake this ninja mined crypto-tree before we turn into a shitcoin??

Ha ha! Good one. I do think there are too many branches built already to prevent it from becoming a shitcoin. But I will tell you this........I believe shitposts can transform into shitcoins.

"SOMEONE PHONE THE BLOODY TREE SURGEON!!!"

to be fair @roelandp's tutorial was a parody not a copycat

good point.

At the first sausage party, I've met a whale bot, my dear what a FUD...

Reverseflashed - to be screwed by the developers and/or whale of steem. From the newbie account @reverseflash [on bitcointalk.org] who announced steem mining start before its Ninja Mine, then restarted the mining several days later. Also probably connected to "opposite of flashing [as in toilet]".

To go total stellabelle on someone/something - to make tens of thousands of dollars on a platform [in big part due to developers voting you up], before declaring the platform is no good... no good because another platform that exist only on theory has solved problems that the money paying one has not.

ha ha! At least I can laugh about myself!
If you knew anything about me, you'd realize that I have SEVERE attention issues. 3 months is usually my limit as far as being involved with something. That's why I'm a writer....I can change topics all the time....
@james-show baby, I'm a starter, not a finisher. I'm not going anywhere soon. I quit my dayjob 3 months ago. Steemit is my job now. But maybe I will start a book, a big one...... I just happen to be a critic, which I am learning not many people are. Money comes and goes, but the truth presents its ugly head every second of every day. I'll never be anyone's shill. Getting in trouble is something I do quite well in any system. Steemit is a system, after all.

You are preaching to the choir. If you read my post/comments you will know that hardly a bigger critic exist around here... and I pretty good at laughing about myself as well.

To be clear, I never said it was "no good". I pointed out 2 problems that Steemit had that were going unresolved. As you can see, the power/money gap is still proving to be a conflict that is problematic. Rewards being zapped away by whales attempting to censor content that they don't like is continuing to be a problem. New users don't like the fearful/censoring atmosphere. As far as the first problem, I have not heard one squeak about it being resolved. There still is no ability to block users. These problems remain. They are real issues. They are in need of fixing.
I'd like to see what you would do if you were being constantly harassed for months on end. People do have their limits.

In that post of yours in question here you mixed 2 completely different [not really interrelated IMHO] issues.
I never talked here/above about the second one, namely the harassment issue . I agree it can be pretty bad indeed! I only think it is not very platform specific (more internet specific), but I agree more can/should be done by the Steem devs.

This was awesome lol. Thanks for the code! You're the best :D

How does one get on a whale teat? Sounds pleasant :)

I think I'm the only one that calls them whale teats. But it's fitting...........Once upon a time I found myself on a whale teat...........then....

They ran out of milk? or the milk got sour? :)

They needed to find new minnows to feed.

A baby whale rubs the belly area of a momma whale, if accepted and mamma is lactating the nipple will stick out and her milk squirts out. Tits are hard to see though, the Whales don't have nipples that stick out. If your looking for whale tit be careful you don't rub the wrong belly, males can be very aggressive!

Nice list. BTW:

FOMO = Fear of missing out.

Very interesting . I was familiar with very few of these!

as i said, many of these words I was unfamiliar with. I've been accused of "spreading FUD" and the entire time I didn't even know what that meant.

Good one!!! :) Up-voted and re-steemed.

Hi @stellabelle, I just stopped back to let you know that your post was one of my favourite reads today and is included in my Steemit Ramble. You can read what I said about your post here.

Several are really funny! Will Steemit become it's own subculture?
Thanks for posting.

it already is.......

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

basically any logical criticism can be described as "spreading FUD."

I see it more as users who do possess those attributes going around sharing it with the rest of the community, thus spreading the negativity in times of price declines as if they are getting paid for it. But there's another word for that which you didn't have listed.

shill

(not sure if that's the real definition of the word, but anonymous users who probably get paid for spreading FUD through comments and social media to try and trick new investors or other bagholders into selling a currency cheap for own gain)

FUD is entirely dependent on who is on the giving and receiving end of this accusation. Having valid criticisms is not something that people with a lot of power and money tend to like. I have noticed this a lot in here....

yeah, shill can refer to anyone who is being paid by a corporation or organization to do various things. Who are these anonymous users you refer to? Are you talking about people involved in a pump n dump scam? or something else?

Just users from reddit mostly, as it seemed to be filled of them during the DAO hack on the subreddits of Ethereum and Ethtrader. I spent most my time there back then, seeing it being invaded just before the hack and months after it, made it impossible to want to stay there and read anything since you didn't know what was going on for sure with the amount of comments and paid upvotes, etc.

that must have been crazy to witness..So, there were DAO shill agents posing as real fans?

there were DAO shill agents posing as real fans?

Not posing, just commenting negatively on everything that was happening, blaming ethereum as a whole, spamming endless debates in echo-chambers with the control of many accounts controlling votes and which comments get viewed and which don't. Etc.

Who can say where they originated from and what their purpose was, but the big eth short on bitfinex prior to the hack was too coincidental and it seemed like it had been a planned "hack" to screw up the price for a couple days/weeks or purchase it back a lot cheaper by manipulating the market with planned pump and dumps. That's why I recommend everyone not to margin trade as these things happen very often in cryptocurrencies.

adding shill now.

I'm partial to *dickbutt because it's so juvenile, it makes me laugh. I had no idea what FUD was either, but I've been learning the lingo as I go. Great list @stellabelle

I sort of like it too. It's so weird and gross, but I could imagine the artist who came up with it, feeling so proud of his naughtiness and weirdness.....

Right?!? I keep laughing every time I see the word. It's like chuckling when you hear someone fart. Hell, I might have to... umm.... try my hand.... at drawing dickbutt. giggle, snort

Best post yet! Holy shit, you made me laugh!

Thanks, which definition made you laugh?

Anything that had shit attached to it, circle jerk (I use that term for our congress, house and senate) and==>Makeup Tutorial
The moment in Steemit's history that the sausage party was officially over. Steemit user @guerrint created the very first makeup tutorial on Steemit which received a huge payout. After her tutorial's success, many copycats emerged on Steemit including Steemit's First Male Makeup Tutorial by @roelandp.

Awesome Leah !

thanks!

WOW! I like your article! I was here before the Makeup tutorial. In my latest post I created one possible T-Shirt idea related to @roelandp 's makeup tutorial (If you remember it) that he could use. Maybe you will like your mention too :) Let's see!
I will add to your list the FOMO. It is not the case now with STEEM but could be soon.
FOMO - a pervasive apprehension that others might be having rewarding experiences from which one is absent". This social angst is characterized by "a desire to stay continually connected with what others are doing".FoMO is also defined as a fear of regret, which may lead to a compulsive concern that one might miss an opportunity for social interaction, a novel experience, profitable investment or other satisfying events. In other words, FoMO perpetuates the fear of having made the wrong decision on how to spend time, as "you can imagine how things could be different".

I added yours just now. Thanks for the FOMO addition. Your definition goes to the edges in defining it, which is to say it's very thorough.
I know there are mining terms that the witnesses use......what are they?

Can't help with the witnesses terms! Sorry!

Did you see your mention in my latest post?

Great description but it might be a good idea to mention that those four letters--FOMO--stand for Fear Of Missing Out.

Awesome, thanks! I upvoted it.

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