Nothing says success like someone bringing you a Cup of Joe! I know when I ponder what defines moving up in the world, I think of the fact there are the people who bring you a cup of coffee and then there are the ones who get to order/ask for it. That is a very deep truth right there if you take it a certain way. Of course...I take my magical bean juice with no b.s. or artificial sweeteners. The sad truth is that I enjoy partaking of this beverage in the same manner I experience my existential crises...Cold, Dark, Bitter and Awesome!
Please bring me a cup of Coffee Dear... Put a picture of a cup of coffee in the comments. On payout, the person who creates the most effective and positive/funny dialogue on their submission gets 2 Steem. (This is subjective and a fun "contest", hopefully it encourages mirth and morale boosting.) Maybe on payout it will equal enough so you can then get someone to bring you a cup of rocket fuel for yourself.
STAY CAFFEINATED MY FRIENDS
(pixabay, no banners on this one as it's just too Steemy...unlike my Coffee which I like Iced and Straight Up)
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WINNER! :P
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OMG
I yield.
#winning
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LOL! <3
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Ahahaha! Gawd I love you. 🤩
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Secretary, Campaign Face, PR and Coffee Fetcher ........ he knows to put in three perfectly purified ice cubes from Artesian waters into my fair traded bitchjuice, cough
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Can we hire him as our Social Media Manager?
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Wonder if Steemit has a !coffee bot? There is a !popcorn bot so...
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Definitely needs to be a thing. !popcorn
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!popcorn
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!pancakes
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Thanks for contacting Pancakes Express!
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!pancakes
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Thanks for contacting Pancakes Express!
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Team Good Alpaca loves this post! Nomnomnomnom!
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Because meth is too addictive
and masturbating in public
is frowned upon!!!
@battleaxe
😎☕😉
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Ahaha... this
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I don't want to be in the contest, but I wanted to play!
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https://steemit.com/discussion/@whatsup/questions-for-steemit-inc
Good Read! @whatsup..... now tell us about your Coffee making abilities, you level up on tippy toe :)
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nice one lol
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Skillz
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THE OLD DAYS
TODAY's couple
GIPHY FOR @battleaxe
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:)
bingo, apppplause , woooot
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That's right :) The way it is supposed to be.
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:)
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@rebeccabe, YOU are the winner, sorry a bit late...real life happened, lol
making a post now
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Thank you.. I just finished giving away 2 for my contest .. for food..haha! I totally understand.
There is a lot of strong women in here and you are one of them. Respect!
Oh yes and thank you :)
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I prefer a Steemy Cappucino
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you made that coffee? yum
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nope, stole it from the internet my coffee is not that pretty... I do want to get a nice espresso machine one day and make cappuccinos at home! I grind up beans and hand pour my cup 0 joe these days...
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damn, i thefted too 😛
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👍😂🤣😎 that calls for !popcorn
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@dynamicrypto yay wooo hooo i prefer popcorn to pancakes ...
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much art and wow.....hopefully the arts will get some UV's so we all can partake in the coffees
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is there such thing as coffee plagiarism?, i did not brew it! I just put a Steemit logo on it...
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Image Source: PevGrow
How about a little cannabis coffee today? Yes, it is a thing. Have not tried it yet, but definitely on my bucket list!
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amaze-balls
the sheer artistry of this <3
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what a fun contest, i might send many bc who doesnt love coffee?? @c0ff33a ...
disclaimer: meme not created by ES
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https://steemit.com/steemit/@eaglespirit/words-of-encouragement-for-those-who-stay-rqluzcio
great read!
@eaglespirit
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thank you axey, as a minnow that tries not to look at the highs and low, as i looked today it felt like a swift kick to the gut. fun engagement like this is a breath of fresh air. thank you
me after steem hits the Universe ☝🏽
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Enjoy....
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steemalicious :)
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El Pacocino
Disclaimer: Not created by ES
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my vp is what coffee makes ya do but I have plans for this!
FUN, lol
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super FUN
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sayings to chose from!
Good morning, Yolandi!
☕❤☕
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lol, that's my facial expression right there and I'm thinking (God I'm glad that I diversify as much as possible!) ;)
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lol, I'd love to not have to bot my posts, that should be a good meme lol
oh wow, networking and shit, is still like,.......................wish you joined when I did you'd be eyerollin'
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@battleaxe how much would they make without botting? oo ooo let's do a meme on that !!
omg i know ... total ecstasy for sure ... was it easier to have more back then? if i'd only known. actually i did but thought it was all monopoly monies ahahahah
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no joke, I have had posts make next to nothing , some mooned....some I botted and made a decent ROI, there is no damned sense to it! lol
monopoly moniessss lol
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hehe yeah srs monopolies :)
hope your move went well, we missed seeing the Axe around ...
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There are others that just go and make their own coffe!!
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good point :)
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give me about 10 hours and ill get on this
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