Top Ten Things to do when Steemit is downsteemCreated with Sketch.

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  1. Go on discord. Talk shite.
  2. Talk to your significant other. Have smelly salts on hand for fainting.
  3. Write some posts for when it does come back online.
  4. Have sexual intercourse with significant other.
  5. Write a post about sexual intercourse for when it comes back online.
  6. Do something fun but only if you can write a post about it. Try not to die while taking selfie on cliff.
  7. Look for Steemit clones like Weku. Copy and paste all your posts using find and replace "Steemit with "Weku".
  8. Watch black hawk down.
  9. Refresh Steemit 20 times. Try all the other dapps also for the upvote fix. That all I need. The swirl. Give me a swirl. All i want is the swirl!
  10. Admire broken robot screen and start biting nails shouting randomly.

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hehehehehehe you crack me up!!!!

Why thank you @dreamsteem 😀😀

Haha, yeah

  1. Prepare claim to steemit for loss of earnings...Lol!

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If I could get a lawyer to take the case for 5 cent then I may come out with a profit . Hahah.

Haha, yeah, definitely the small claims court!!!

LOL... thinking about Steem when Steem is down....it's in our heads!

I had fun watching and lurking in the witness and witness social channels on Steemit.chat

Lurking?? Hahahahahahaha. Why do I find that soo funny!!! I'm imagining how I would lurk. Was it riveting? Panic stations everywhere. People being catty with each other. While you ate popcorn!! Hahah. Brilliant. I may go on these channels and lurk together!

Oh it was interesting, as it was the witnesses that weren't included in the main action (super secret Slack channel, that seemed to be only Steemit devs and top and invited witnesses). At the beginning it was action stations and getting the word out... then souring... than cattiness.... the usual reactions to a crisis!

...but in the end, everyone managed to get the chain up and running again!

  1. Discover you have neighbors...

They got blown beside you during the last category 4

You won't believe this... but, they survived!

Looks like you need an intervention! 😛

😂😂😂😂.

I have also observed that broken robot is a nice looking picture. I did the refresh 20 times one. Relieved some frustration :)

no number 4 for you then! haha.

I have little kids, it was a matter of inconvenience :)

I did most of those things yesterday when steemit was down

😂😂😂.

A great way to while away time while we wait for it to get fixed. I did just two out of then yesterday... Lol. I should keep this list, just in case...

So was black hawk down any good Audrey? 😂

Nah... Not so good! Lol!

LOL! I did number 9 about a bazillion times yesterday. Great suggestions, @blanchy!

Thats what we all did @traciyork. 😂

Hey @blanchy. Was Steemit down?

Says your man who has 15 posts at the ready!! 😜

Only have about 3 or 4 done and working on another one now.

I'm so busy this semester that I can't keep up with Steemit! I usually notice when its down. This time I missed it.

Proud member of #steemitbloggers @steemitbloggers

You missed it @toddrjohnson. I had an easier comedown off heroin!

Looking at the title, I thought it was something serious! That made the post even funnier :D

We are here for a good time not a long time. May as well laugh! 😄

hahaha! what a bunch of panzy light weight losers! cry babies supreme!

Number 11. Kill snakes and scorpions .

ahaha! yes! do something creative and useful. Get outside and work or enjoy the time off by killing stuff! lol.