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How to Start a steemit Circle Jerk!
7 years ago by clayboyn (70)
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Brilliant!
The best thing about that last "most clever of all circle jerks" is that you can be in denial about being in a circle jerk, being sucked all you want and pretending that you deserve every suck you get because "who deserves what" is arbitrary and different for everyone. They might not even realize they have created a giant pyramid scheme of suck, and really think it is all about community, I won't name any names cause I could be squatted like a fly or attacked by a rabid army and also because I do still have some faith that said people are decent somewhere deep down inside, beyond the delusion created by their position of power.
Ok I am going to try and make that the last I talk about the problems of steemit for at least 5 days. Back to my own work and stuff.
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I think after this I finally understand how to make friends on steemit!
Thanks Clay-boy-boss
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tks for this explanation mate :)
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Beware the onset of Lockjaw. Too much circle jerking whale blow jobs can make those jaw muscles tense up and you are then finished.
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The trick is to really relax the jaws and just let them drill away at the back of your throat! Most of them want to hear you gagging anyway.
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lol
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Daring, but funny and you make valid points IMO. There is something very wrong with Steemit at this moment. There are a lot of good people on here too, who use the platform as intended, but the way things are now is not healthy and will only get worse if nothing is done before long.
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The great thing about not caring about the money is, I don't have to worry about getting flagged for having an actual opinion and not being afraid to share it!
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Oh yes I actually mainly commented for easy tracking of this post. I noticed some posts were getting hidden/flagged and am curious how this works. I thought your post might be a good contender to keep an eye on to see how far this censorship goes!
I stopped caring, or paying attention to trending. Now I just focus on the New category and track down people with some integrity and try to follow, upvote and engage with them. Much more fun that way anyhow.
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Well you see I'm currently operating in the land of plausible deniability. I haven't named anyone even though I've given people all the tools to find the people I'm referring to while making a joke out of it. So they have two options: Ignore me and I hope I stop or people don't get it, or they can flag me and grant my post validity. So far they have chosen to ignore me.
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I present you it.
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No sperm on my face thanks, actually I'm a little fish and if 1 of those blew its load on me I might not make it out alive LOL
Chasing Money has not changed my life, nor will steem.
Life comes first and how I fund it second.
Life is Good
A Non Dick Sucker :-)
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Ya I try to avoid sucking dicks personally as well, but if I had to choose a dick to suck it would be the dick of life! :) Great comment!
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Beautiful. There is a lot of whale dick sucking going on, but it is not always rewarded. In fact, one of my favorite things to observe is someone overflowing with whale cum, like, dribbling down their chin, and still not getting the rewards. Some whales can spot a cock sucker a mile away.
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LoL, I'm going to post the follow up tonight, it's all about proper etiquette at the circle jerk.
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You articulated that very well haha. Couldnt put it better myself!
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LMAO Oh what a great read this was!! Thanks for causing me to choke on my pecan sandie...
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LOL awesome meme. I may do a follow up on Etiquette at the steemit Circle Jerk!
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Great idea...looking forward to it! I know it'll be a good one lol
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Every line of this made me laugh. Brilliantly written and reflective of the sad truth. I need a big fat juicy whale as my sugar daddy so he can upvote every fart I do. From now on I am on the lookout for the sweet spot....
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Hell fire. I got choked on my tea from laughing. Well done :D
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I had to make sure I got the graph juuuuuust right. :P Thanks for checking it out!
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I'm still chuckling :D
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Nice explanation dear.
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It's the unfortunate truth. The whales keep on whaling while the minnows look for ways to make their mouths bigger to get in on the action.
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Nicely put mate! :)
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Thanks lol I had fun with this one.
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Fucking love it. So much truth and too funny as well.
If we could have profile images, that line graph would be my new homepage picture.
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If I would have known you were going to read it I would have used the word "cunt" at least 87 more times than the current 0. :)
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What triggered this? Also good to read your posts. The graph makes this a scientific study.
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Stuff from past steemit experiences. I'm glad you liked my exact science!
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Hahahaha you're are so crazy but you're so right! Cheers :))))
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Lol! I thought that if I was going to go on a rant that I should at least have some fun with it!
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I support all this, unfortunately, this is a bare truth!
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You aren't sucking correctly...
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Damn, I'm trying to get better! :P
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Okay this makes my reply back to you even funnier, we are truly surrounded by spamming and scamming.
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The scammy bullshit has always been there, but the more greedy they get the harder it is to hide it. The spam on the other hand is something we at least use to have under control, but now with the rise of "pay for my vote to pretend like I'm giving you something" bots, the spam is no longer getting flagged and it puts people like us with enough voting power to try to reward new content creators something even if it isn't much in the position of choosing between flagging or promoting new users. Honestly I'm about ready to just cash out and let the greedy fuckers keep their greed machine until they collapse it. This is not what steemit was ever about in the past.
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My friend. Your first and last lines don't quite match up lol. And either does saying you're not here for the money but that you will leave because of it. I'm not giving you shit, I completely understand these dual thoughts and feelings. When I first got to steemit all I saw was a place where tons of intelligent people were gathered from all over the globe, a place without borders. And tons of creativity.
After awhile you start to see that not everything is roses but it doesn't matter because the roses do exist. At least until they start thinking along the lines you just wrote. But what if instead of abandoning the platform for them to destroy, you're really just abandoning the other roses?
I don't know clay, it's unfortunate that this entire world is designed for people who value money and power above all things to be the governing body. That every single time those of us who just want to shine a light and love people and create will be trampled on by those who don't give a fuck.
It's funny because I just got done commenting to @tonyr, and I'm pretty sure if I re read those comments they sound depressed and hopeless. As soon as people start talking about relying on the masses to be better than they are, it does depress me. It reminds me of too many times I was disappointed by man as a whole.
But on an individual level, there are lots of people who do not disappoint me.
If you need a break, take one, but remember that there are people among the snakes and they're better off with you here.
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I know that I will write regardless. I personally never focus on the money, but at times I get caught up on the greed and it really fucks with me. I just need to refocus on ignoring all the bullshit and keep going, thanks for the reminder. The last sentence wasn't clear, but it's referring to the fact that in the past we managed to at least keep the spam and plagiarism under control while people were still greedy, now it's just greed for the sake of greed and fuck the consequences.
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best thread on here, thanks you two.
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Aw, glad you enjoyed it ;)
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Hi @clayboyn
Thanks for the fun you brought to day. I sit and read laughter.
Good sharing 🤣🤣🤣
@wisuda989
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:) I'm glad you liked it!
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@clayboyn
Yes , i like to much . I speak english not good . Everything in your post i use the translate program . And not only your post , ha ha ha . Use every post .i try.
Thank you for answer me , thx.
@wisuda989
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as long as i can get in on the action. seems like real life too lol
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hahahahahahahaha Thanks @clayboyn
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This is hilarious, I loved every sentence of it! Since I joined maybe a week ago, it was actually helpful as well. Thank you :)
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:) I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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lol Awesome. I came to the conclusion a few weeks ago that I'm too much of a socially awkward introvert to ever make it big on here.
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Isaria you are awesome!
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You sir are the one who is awesome!
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wow, I thought I would go over and see your poor lack of success and you have 621 followers.
me thinks that something in your socially awkward introvert persona is working to do something good on here. Unless you have been here for a year already
just keep doing what you are doing I say
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