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in steemit •  7 years ago  (edited)

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So I wrote this up right before the price of SBD went crazy, obviously 1 SBD or even Steem is far too costly now.

As I was trying to think up a price I came to the proper (easiest one that didn't involve math) conclusion: pay what you want.

Yes, including 0.

Everything else stands: send me however much you want , including 0.0, with the link in the memo for a fleshed out comment/conversation starter as well as a minimum $0.20 upvote.

The only catch is that it has to be quality, original content. If it's spam or for any other reason I can't/don't want to comment you'll get a full refund.

Mini-update 2:

@droopy is my first customer with his Steem Riddle of the Week. He has a prize of 1SBD posted so giver 'er a go and maybe you'll get a lambo (<- fucking dibsd on the copyright)

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let's talk

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I've mentioned this briefly lately but it's been on my mind since I started submitting to the platform: how lonely and barren the site can feel when you're first starting out. Even if you get lucky and score a couple whale votes, the comment section remains remarkably lonely for what I assume quite a long time.

Anyway all this self-help bullshit I see poppin' on Steem got me thinking "Do what you're good at." then "What am I good at?" then "Basically just words and the ability to use a lot of them to say very little " so:

I decided to try out the following: send me however much you want and I'll post a relevant, genuine, knowledgeable or researched comment a minimum of a paragraph long plus a 25% upvote (I lease so it'll vary, but on average 0.25, minimum 0.20) and respond to any response I receive. Refunds available until comment is posted.

Here's some previews of what to expect from my previous comments:

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(ex/s)amples

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"I don't know what the (excuse me) fuck is going on, I thought I made this clear in my post. I can almost guarantee it has something to do with lizard people, the vatican, Satoshi being discovered to be a corrupt installation of Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun and the slang word "cuck" popularized by the sexually and socially impaired.

Other than that idk"
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"Continue to call my dad things like an impassioned Spartan sailor just ask and the prose will apparently appear in my email inbox: https://steemit.com/writing/@mitthradiumn/i-sm"
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"Spirituality may be the mockery of our modern society, though personally I find this to be just a lazy display of arrogance. The scientific community's advancements within the past century are truly unbelievable, but science and spirituality are by no means mutually exclusive. Pretty much every damn science-genius-dude held Gnostic beliefs (a very varied and wide reaching classification, but generally refers to the whole "everything is everything" concept you discus in your post).

You speak of individualism and identity, and no-man would be foolish enough to call it a pointless topic, but I feel the reason people generally feel like there's something missing is because they are specifically TAUGHT to feel that way. That the Self lies somewhere in the future, waiting for you, and you can only catch glimpses of it through the mist.

Not to be crude but that's just shit. You already are you. Right now. You don't have to find yourself, you don't have to discover "who you really are" because that shit already happened and continues to happen with every experience, every minute of life. We feel the need to cobble together some crude collage of images and values, aesthetics and beliefs and say "This is me". Fuck that (don't mind me still bitter over 3rd grade teacher calling my collage 'pedestrian' and 'overwrought'.) This is also has the effect of seriously fucking up people's personal growth, as they form a concrete image of the Self, and feel that to contradict that image would be "fake", neutering their ability to develop new views, different perscpectives, and grow, because they're still trying to live up to some silly mental-construct.

What helped me was, to simplify it greatly, stop living as if I were also in the audience. That doesn't really mean anything without clarification, but I think I might write my own post on this subject."
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"this guy is cool as hell"
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"Life by nature is inherently "evil", to live is to be defined by your continued consumption of life in order to ensure our survival so you can continue to consume life. Always found it bizarre that "nature" carries such silky and gentle connotations given the obvious cruelty via neutrality aspects that define it. Good and evil are abstract concepts floating in a massive black void.

However I like to think of every rare small act of genuine kindness, altruism, love, charity, or good collectively piercing the sky in a triumphant golden light, shining proud and rebellious as Caesar's golden standard, a small second of glorious color unfazed by the surrounding absence of, a statement of purpose to the void, humanity's final unified Fuck You to the Nothing as time envelops us in the black."

Not much but its something eh?"
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"In some clandestine circles there's a rumor that the first 24 pages of Jung's recently released Red Book were omitted, Jung apparently having gotten himself into an archaic and ethereal form of rap battle with an apparition of The Thrice Great Hermes. Hermes ended his verse by filling the room with a low churning sound possessing the texture of entrails, roughly translating into "your hair is like dead cat idiot". Jung was still reeling and I guess when Aquinas materialized outside the window and called him a glasses wearing bitch nerd. Theory is it was this traumatizing event that prompted Jung's descent into psychosis, and it really it all adds up.

The worst part is in his previous verse Hermes had actually killed Jung's cat and threw it into the astral plane, and he damn well knew it was on the autism spectrum. Too far imo"
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"Thanks"
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Thanks bud

Hi @defango, He make real opportunity for steemian just stay cool,

Wait, is defango not being cool right now? Am I currently being "stepped to"?

Did I call (that possibly/not yet determined:motherfucker) bud, welcome him into my home-post even with his bizzarre trail of upvoters (I figured he was european or some shit) and the whole time he was having a go? Eh?

Because I would likely become temporarily perplexed/angry for a portion of a minute if so. Just warning yall

idk Steem's lingo/idosyncracies

Thanks its can very effective for new members

so... if i someone pays 1sbd, you will leave an upvote and a comment on their post? you might be the first human-bot hybrid on steemit :)

Aren't we all a little more automated these days dear? (at this point a comet falls from ther sky but it's just my purple wind breaker inside a space delivery ball i need it to go home its cold)

Basically yeah, I'm gonna edit and clarify soon but my intent was to be a conversation starter within their post, as back-and-forth is a bit too rare here for my tastes. After today it sure as hell wont be 1sbd lol

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

yeah... you gonna have to offer more now... an emoji or something :))

:)

Bam! I'm a innovata hata (don't tell anyone but I'm just hoping some whale will daddy warbucks me because of my community based approach and charity or w/e)

if we kept our pretty steem dollars where they belong we would all be dolphins now... tough sea life.

I've had so many "holy fuck I'd be so rich if
I just-" moments with crypto it really doesn't phase me anymore.

lol yeah... i'm having one today, with regard to litecoin... but i have it good in other cryptos... so i'm not complaining... and yeah, there will be more "holy fuck" moments in the future too.

IMO if you haven't had atleast like 15 moments where you opened up coinmarketcap and had a full blown existential crisis y'aint shit

Ok thanks for upvotes its relly help for new members

Thanks for upvote on people conservation

Nice post buddy,keep it up.I upvoted you.

Thanks, appreciate it.

Haha I recognized a couple of those comments! Some of the most enjoyable feedback I've gotten here. 5/5!

Ha yeah, recently you seem focused on your music so it's a lot harder to make my pdsuedo-psych stream of consciousness seem relevant lol

Yea I could see that! I'll probably snap back into writing without rhyming soon.. It just became easier to rap somewhere along the road!

Last night when I read this I almost attempted to write and record a rap.

Dope true story I literally just remembered: when I was 14 I tried to write a rap about World of Warcraft, then my house keeper found it. Still makes me cringe.

Even doper future true story: I know what my next post will be.

Haha future dope stories are the best! Please let it be a rap. I'll perform it if you want.

Hahaha I most certainly, can't emphasis enough, would definitely rewrite my WoW rap if you'd perform it dude, thatd be amazing lol

I'll do it! Never really got deep into WoW but I'll try to make it convincing haha

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Haha do it!! And please share that world of warcraft rap. It's always better to cringe at someone else!

Some innovative way of helping Steemians and earning some additional value for yourself my friend. Great idea.

Thanks, hopefully someone takes me up on it lol. Definitley gonna have to change the price after today

@coolguy123, We need to greater wishes foe him

The phrasing makes me feel like a messiah. Continue.

lol, I really enjoy reading your comments.

Ofcourse, I wish him all the very best. He has invented an innovative way of helping people get some meaningful comments than just few words spam messages.

ahahahahahahaha that interesting post, you are definitely very original, I now follow you and also give you upvote.

y'know I think that's about 2 or 3 more "ha's" I've ever gotten in a "hahaha-". thanks man

First customer: @droopy! With this post.

Believe it or not @droopy only paid 1.2 Lambo's for this quality content!

Great reading.
I would love to read more from you.
Upvoted and re-steemed.

Thanks a lot, I'll be sure to check out your page tonight!

I will be Thankful.

@mitthradiumn Okay, very interesting. But how much is your vote worth? If I send you 1 SBD, how much will I get? It's a good service. If it pays off, I'll use it.

My vote would be $0.20 minimum, more if the fancy strikes.

You give and you shall recieve. lol. Insane on how much your post is earning. Well thought out and executed.

Thanks bud, and yeah I'm pretty damn flabbergasted at the performance too lol

Whatever you say that will be effective for steemian but need to clear out all. @mitthradiumn

Clear out all? As in the bots?

No i can realize now, okay

Excelent idea, we need a strong community! Upvoted you.

Agreed and thank you!

Almighty H. If I had read your publication first I would have preferred your conversation rather than that of the so-called @DrOtto!!
Gods are pleased with your project!!!
Evoé!!!

You can have it for free (uh, and without sending a transfer lol). The muses have been kind to me lately.

That's because they are well aware of your Great Joy and how you like to share It with everyone!! So I'm grateful!! Here's my vessel of the best wine, please share with all Friends who visit your blog!! All the Beauty for you my Friend!!!
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nice post upvoted

Very interesting service for sure. Sometimes getting a boost with conversation is all it takes to hit that trending spot! Nice job with this. You got my resteem for sure. Feel free to stop by https://steemthat.com and advertise to our members also.

Thanks, I signed up for steemthat when I first started I believe but found it a bit overwhelming (as a newbie), just so many features etc. I think Ill take you up on that offer though!

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Nice post. Out of the curiosity, I have a question.

Is it legal here on steemit?

As far as legal goes I think Steemit still falls under the category of "either/or" as in it's simply too new to have legislation passed regarding it (I think, don't take my word for it).

Otherwise I can't imagine I'm breaking any Steem.it rules, considering we're living in the age of upvote buyingbots. Just a few off the top of my head: @buildawhale @boomerang @minnowbooster

E:Not to mention all those fellas beneath this lol

Nice post mate keep up the good work

Thanks, will do m8

Very good information
Alot off effort
Thanks

Thank you ! Were can we send the money ? In the wallet ?

Oh shit, I just realized you can't transfer literally 0. In that case you can message me on steemit.chat

Yep, go to your wallet, then click on the arrow next to your balance and click transfer. Put in my username, whatever you want to send, and then the url of the post in the memo section.

OK maybe I will try with 0.001 and if it is good I will send you more money because you're very generous :-)

Sounds good, finance and french not really my area of expertise but I gave it a go

thanks!

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