[Pizza Science] Why is blood red?

Blood is red... Even a child knows that. Obviously, there is a reason for this... Regular scientists say that it's because of the red hemoglobine cells. To support their theory, they say that low oxygen blood is dark and high oxygen blood is bright. Obviously, I'm here to disapprove of that theory.

One of the most important building stones of the world, the TSP (Tomato Sauce Particle), is spread throughout the universe. Not only causing the phenomenom regular scientists call "red shift", the interdimensional particle also allows life to prosper. The particle is necessary for life, because a progression of growth in potential options for the future is needed, which is constantly maintained on the right level in seperate dimensions. The interdimensional particle TSP is able to load the required data from the storage & processing dimensions to our dimension.

The image above is a simplification of the process. Our dimension sends oxygen in, which is used by the Tomato Sauce Particle to transfer data from the other dimensions in. Next, the required energy is emitted and the data the oxygen atoms carried with them is sent to the storage/processing dimensions.

This might seem a bit weird, but it's what has happened, is happening and will keep happening all around us... Forever! It's the cycle of life. The progression is needed for blood to keep flowing and keep you alive. Therefore, the TSPs are very active in blood. The activity of the TSPs generates energy, which is converted to red light. To trick people into thinking that the universe isn't made out of pizza, the pizza baker decided to add the need of oxygen for life too. If there is a lot of oxygen in blood, the TSPs are able to be more active and generate more energy. This energy allows the red light to be brighter. When there is less oxygen in the blood, the TSPs will be less active and therefore generate less bright light. This makes the blood look bright at high oxygen levels and dark at low oxygen levels.

So we know that TSPs generate red light when they are active, but why do they generate red light? Why wouldn't they generate blue light? Or green, yellow or purple light? Well, to answer that question, we must first ask ourselves: Why do we put tomato sauce on pizza? And not green Guacamole, yellow Banana or blue Ink? Let's take a look at the picture below:

If you were to be a pizza baker who would create a whole universe, but you had to choose which colour your pizza should be... What colour would you choose? I'd definitely go for red! Ofcourse, that's purely my opinion, as others might prefer blue, green or even yellow... But I'd go for red, and so our Pizza Baker made the same decision. So, now you've not only learnt that blood is red because of the activity of the Tomato Sauce Particles inside it, but also another fact you will always remember: Tomato Sauce isn't red because tomatoes are red! Instead, Tomatoes are red, because Tomato Sauce is red!

So to summarize: Our creator (The Pizza Baker) decided to make Tomato Sauce the colour red, because he thought it would fit well on a pizza. Obviously, he thought well! It's one of the most loved foods in the entire world, not only because of its variety of tastes on just 1 circle of pizza dough, but also because of its awesome looks, which were made possible by our Pizza Baker. You can say what you want, but we only know 1 thing for sure: There are many hidden secrets, waiting to be revealed by Pizza Scientists to publish to the world and tell humanity the truth once and for all!

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