Son; dad , will you punish me for something that i did not do??
Dad: of course not, why ?!
Son: that is great cause i did not do my homework. ..thatnks dad
A student asked a teacher( while collecting homeworks)
Student: is teacher earning money?
Teacher : yes of course!
Student: geeez! We do the hard word and the teacher gets the moneet
During a job interview :
Manager: what's the highest level of education you obtained?
Candidate : PHD
Manager: great! So that means you have a doctor degree. ...
Candidate : well , no ...that means
Passed highsschool with difficulties (P.h.D)
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
Its function 24 hrs a day , 365 days a year.
Its function right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.