Pick Up Lines - Give Us Your Best and Worst

in steemit •  8 years ago 

 Here are a few for starters:If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.You must be from Tennessee, cause you are the only TEN I see.As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.Excuse me, I think you owe me a drink. When I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.How much will a 20 get me?Are you a Jedi? Cause yodalicious.Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth-to-mouth, quick!Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.I SAID, GET IN THE VAN! 

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nice posts friend

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