The Twelve Steps of Steemit Anonymous
- We admitted we were powerless over steemit - that our lives had become unmanageable.
- Came to believe a cryptocurrency greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of @dan and @ned.
- Made a searching and fearless inventory of our crypto wallets.
- Admitted to @dan and @ned, to ourselves, and to steemit the exact nature of our wrongs.
- We're entirely ready to have @dan and @ned remove all the blogs that sucked.
- Humbly ask @dan and @ned to remove all of our stupid comments and upvotes.
- Made a list of all persons we had tried to spread steemit to and made amends with them.
- Made direct amends to those who we made fun of on the internet.
- Continued to take personal inventory of curation and author rewards.
- Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with @dan and @ned as we understood them, praying for knowledge of what they might upvote next so we can get the curation reward.
- Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to steemiholics, and practice these principles in all our affairs.