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Step right up folks, don't be afraid.
Inside this tent you'll find the wondrous Money Tree, just dripping with cash and waiting for US to come and pluck it from its branches that droop with untold wealth.
All you need do is let me stand on your shoulders whilst I stuff my I mean OUR pockets full of the stuff.
But Sir, you are so large and whale-like, would it not make more sense for YOU to lift me, a small minnow of a thing, up so that I can pluck the fruit and cast it down to all of the other hungry minnows?
But Sir, your posts seem to generate such huge rewards and yet, you do not appear to upvote ANY comments.
Does it not seem unjust that you keep the rewards all to yourself whilst foolish minnows continue to upvote your shit, believing maybe they'll be the one upon whom you bestow all that saved-up beneficence?
Um, Hey, Check out my Steemit Game!
If you dare, slap your eyeballs on this Groovy Post.
Keep going. You are one of the reasons I come to Steemit everyday.
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I'm glad you enjoy when I vent my frustration. ;-)
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Yes, please vent away. There are many here that appreciate it.
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Maybe you'd enjoy my latest post?
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Indeed.
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I say! I say! Young blind squirrely there. Ya gotta stop handin' out them red pills, there. You hear me son? Ya gots ta, ya gots ta, stop making people woke.
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No worries, there's an endless supply of people trying to suckle at that teat.
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I'm trying to ween myself.
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Just saw a Dolphin post plead from help from the minnows on what he should do. Oh boy.
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Stay off the trending page... Quitliano's Law!
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I don't go there unless I want some fresh 'Rant" inspiration.
I don't understand the "Quitliano's Law" reference.
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Quitliano is me... stay off the trending page unless you need material for a good rant! That's the law!
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There's not much chance of any of my posts winding up there.
But it is a great source of inspiration, for satirical posts.
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I had one post make it to #3 trending. It only happened once. It happened right during the change over to the 7 day payout and before the pool had built back up. I think I was #3 and I got like $20. :)
LOL. I honestly don't even remember what I wrote. :)
EDIT: I also don't look at trending, I only found out it was there because someone told me. Ironic that it made it there and I made $20. Good thing I'm not too worried about the money. :) I think my highest payout post was almost a month ago at just over $600. That was a rarity. :)
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That's why I read your posts & value your feedback @dwinblood.
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Don't feel bad... I've never even come close!
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Seeing most of what is there, I'd be more likely to hold my head a little higher.
I still have some self respect.
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I think it's just a circle jerk for whales!
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A very high profile one.
I doubt it was intended to be that but anyone who watches it for very long can certainly get a skewed impression.
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meep
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