Want to make some steem dollars, a few things to know
It ain't what you write, it's who you blow
You will need upvoting apps
And be in a gang
Got to be quick as a snake with the copy and paste hand
Don't make jokes or say something funny
Anything offensive gets them steem boys worried
The Whales will circle, in a hurry and upvote they're pals storys
About a mild fukking curry
That was copy and pasted from Google chrome
Ten minutes after they're mummy came home
They will never leave because you can't buy a house on steem alone
........ Big shout out to the peeps that are scared shitless to say the truth.... Shaloam