Two Hard Forks Coming And Marketing News On Friday, Let's Celeberate With A 2 Steem Giveaway For 5 UserssteemCreated with Sketch.

in steemit •  8 years ago 

The first five people to write a paragraph about the craziest ways to promote steemit will get 2 steem transferred to their accounts. And I want crazy. Like paint the moon with the steemit logo crazy. Make me laugh crazy. Like hire a guy that goes around shouting at people "HEY, ARE YOU ON STEEMIT YET". That kind of crazy. Two steem sucks you say. Hey well sorry you are mad to get something for free. Think of it this way, when the price skyrockets you can say you won something of value. Just put it away for now.

Here is a cute cat that is excited about the news :p

AND GO!

@whatageek

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Step one I will become involved with one of these multi-level marketing companies. Step two involves socializing, and getting a membership to said group and slowly infiltrate their cult like society. Step three is where it gets complicated as I will find the weak links and start talking to them about this hot new website called steemit that pays YOU instead of the other way around. Step four is profit!

Oh man! I really wanted to be awesome today! This is the best thank you!

I always loved the step 4: profit. Nice turn them from the inside, that is the dedication we need. 2 steem on the way.

I would pay people to get the Steemit logo cut into their hair (like football fans do for their favorite player number). Educate them on Steemit so when people ask what that logo is, they can say more than "some guy paid me to get it."

I kind of like the "some guy paid me to get it" but I guess actually knowing the site would have a better effect. 2 steem for you.

Awesome. Thank you. I love these contests. I need to think up something to help promote interaction with the readers more too.

Yeah me too, I hope the site starts to get a tab or special section for them, it is a great way for people to get involved and make some steem, especially for newer users.

I would pay all of the homeless people surrounding the downtown area to hold Steemit signs.

2 steem will be sent to you.

i will give them a steemit chip candy, before they are done licking it, the whitepaper will be programmed in their head and they will know everything crypto; then i will call hire Amanda B. to handle their steemit sign up process!

2 steem for you. And I liked that you showed restraint for an option that included brain control.