I'll go ahead and confess it: I'm a Tweetaholic.

I'm on Twitter more than I'd like to admit. For me it's better than any news channel because I get to obsess over information that I can't find anywhere else. And I get to pretend that my favorite writers like Charles Bukowski are still alive. But my #1 favorite thing to do on Twitter is vent my various frustrations and compulsively tweet my random art crap. My favorite personalities on Twitter currently are: @Satoshi_N_, @BoredElonMusk, @girlzplocked, @manwhohasitall and @SwiftOnSecurity.

Starting several hours ago, I began creating a bunch of memes for the #SteemMemes project because I found a bunch of memes on Twitter. This one was fairly successful on Twitter so far today. Don't worry, I devolve into mess by the end of this post....

I'm not sure if the SteemMemes thing is still going on, but I had fun pushing the limits of the directive, "Make it clean."

I think I stuck pretty much to the guidelines, but it's always hard to tell where your own sense of humor meets the edges of someone else's offensive lines. Pointing out flaws and telling my gatekeepers the truth have always gotten me in trouble at all my "jobs", so I guess it's just what I know how to do best:

Someone had mentioned in the comment section of the FBI Tesla post that Ned looks a little like Nikola Tesla and I have to agree!(ps- can you tell what two things are from Nikola Tesla on Ned's head?)

The best example of how I usually don't pay much attention to corporate authority was when I was employed by AEON, an English school company in Japan. As English teachers we were instructed to sell absurdly overpriced textbooks to our students. These textbooks were usually marked up more than 1000% from the normal price. We attended training sessions to try and manipulate our students to buy these books from us. Well, it turned out that these same textbooks were sold in nearby bookstores for way less money. When I introduced these books to my students, I said the AEON sales pitch, but at the end, I said, "Or you can buy this book for way less money at your local Maruzen. There's a store 5 minutes away that sells them."

When my manager found out I'd been telling them they could buy their textbooks at Maruzen she was furious.

She exploded in my face, screaming at me. I just looked at her and felt bad that she was ok about lying to people. I was a little afraid she might fire me, but I figured that would be a drastic move for AEON. The topic was never brought up again and I kept telling the students about the options they had when purchasing their books.

On that note, let's get into the memes. I'll start with the most innocuous ones first, then end with a bang! If you're a whale, you might as well, just skip the last one.......

Ah, the Zuck, our favorite person right now....

Steemit feels like a disease sometimes....

Baby steps, baby steps

Ah, the boys....

Synereo....

And now for the finale......whales, turn your eyes away.......

[art in background by Arthur Berzinsh http://www.berzinsh.lv/}

All Steem Memes by Stellabelle. All art except the painting by Arthur Berzinsh are from Pixabay. Feel free to copy, share, distribute, respin these memes if you want.