Drugs For Sale Big Discount Buy Now Plz

in steemsell •  6 years ago 

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Aaahhhh it's the season of love and giving again. And the time to be productive!
I'm an artist with a little bit of a "sideline", ya know. I have neeeeds. Luckily, a boss told me and gave me a once in a lifetime assignment.

So I went to a place and photographed something and saw this.


"Bato 4 Sale"

"Bato" means "Rock" in Filipino


I thought it was hilarious cos duh Rock for Sale lol. But then my colleague pointed out that the sand/dust formed a letter "O" which made the "Bato" to "Boto". Now, if we put it like this:

"Boto 4 Sale"

"Boto" means "Vote" in Filipino


It hit me. This isn't funny but a sad truth in the world of politics. We just had our election for Senatorial and other positions in the second week of May. Of course, vote buying is always present. But in my country, you can just give envelopes with CHEAP cash inside easily. I mean it would be very obvious that you're buying votes but people just accept it. Well of course, I would understand if you have needs but for fuck's sake can't you just accept the money and not vote for that ugly ass corrupt candidate plz? Geez, your vote is only $5 USD geeeezzzzz like you should at least learn to negotiate. XD




So I was like okay. Sad truth yeah. Then another shit hit me. It could actually be:


"Bato 4 Sale"


But this time, "Bato" means Methamphetamine / Meth / Crank / Poor Man's Cocaine in our local language. Aaaaahhhhhh I got sadder. Drugs are rampant in the country. And it made me the saddest when they didn't leave a contact number in there. What a retard! Didn't know proper marketing sheesh.





Anyway, sorry to disappoint you with the title. I don't have drugs. Because I am the drug. :P

Peace out, hihi.
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XD you are so funny, hiddi XD i was hi hi hi hi hi-ing with you as i read this XD

you turned a lot of sad truths into a really funny post XD Hahahah.... oh man~ :D What a post XD

hello very spiders do you know where is this ??

Ahahah glad I kept you entertained :P
Also just ignore Acid lol

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Hmmm, a season of love and giving? But Valentine's was a few months ago. Just kidding. Anyway, speaking of love, voting, drugs, and a rock in the same context describes my predicament.

Nope, I don't use drugs. But I fell in love with a girl who voted to cut me out of her life, after her snowflakey rear-end got so butthurt over my corrections of the factual errors in some of her FB posts.

And now I feel like a junkie who is dying for another fix of her love, and the madness and pain is just so self-inflicted, like you know, that Filipino proverb of smacking your own head with a rock that you picked up. 😀 😂 💘

lol I don't know your problems and I wish not to get involved with that love shit you are talking about hahaha I think that's why she created another account and deleted the old one? :P

Drunken 3am thoughts. LOL!

Kaya naman pala hahaha

It's nothing an hour of MT elbow and knee strikes, and low kicks couldn't shake off. The punching bag gets a lot of abuse from me, when I'm hungover. Hehehe.

I get high on me everyday, I’m strungout on my stuff

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