The real reason why we stack precious metals. A must read for people thinking about joining us!

in steemsilvergold •  7 years ago  (edited)

I'm so glad you took the time to find out why we stack precious metals. The simple reason is Bitches!! Or more to the point hot, smoking, stunning, beautiful women. That's right, stacking precious metals gets you the babe!!

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My wife's hotter than yours?? I would say that, I'm bias!

I'm punching so much above my weight that you could line Ali, Tyson, Foreman and the rest of the greats up and BOOM I'd still come out punching.

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When they say love is blind, I'm sure Mrs welshstacker must be a bit partially sighted!

She's younger, better looking and earns a lot more.

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So why does she keep me around?? The only reason I can think of is my silver stack and gold collection. There can be no other reason, allow me to explain my trail of thought.

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REASONS WOMEN DATE STACKERS

1)She knows I'm financially astute. I take care of my money!! I don't waste my hard earned cash on weekend benders and pointless fancies. Women like this in a man.

2)Shes seen how gentle I am with my silver. She's taken note how well I work my fingers around the rim and the attention to detail I have. Women like this in a man

3)She knows I'll never cheat on her, this one is easy to understand.... No stacker would risk loosing half his stack in any divorce settlement. Women like this in a man.

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Now I hear you saying "surly your an exception?". No my friends I am the norm, we stackers always punch above our weight

@phelimint #punching 2 kids and another on the way.

@goldmatters #punching

@thedamus #punching now I've not seen his other half, but there is no way he could produce 2 cute kids like thing 1 & 2, must be the mother.

So now I've convinced you of the real reason why we stack, what's stopping you??? Don't like your women smoking hot do you?

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This is awesome

Awesome and true!!

Now I know why Mrs. Goldmatters is still around

It’s the brushed choker for sure!
😜

Now you guys tell me!!!

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Yeah man, another perfect example. We're going to need to have a little hot wife contest!, It's gonna be damn close. PS we gotta at @goldenarms to the list, have you seen the wife that goofy mofo picked up.

Lol

Sounds like a challenge brewing... Thing is how do I get the better half to agree to striking a pose.

Just had a great idea - #steemsilvergold Calendar submit your wifes/girlfriend and let's get it done for 2019

LOLx2

Well then, i just started stacking.... And i think i found myself a very very beautiful wife 😉

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I guess they will just say im lucky! 😀😀😀

Women have a sixth sense my friend.... She knew you were destined to stack precious metals. That's why she chose you!!

Hahaha, she actually went with me to my first "in person" purchase, wouldn't let me drop the $150 for the 1/10th gold coin though lol

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My username is @longsilver. Here is my hot wife. What else do I need to join?

Good God man, this is a family friendly platform, please if you're going to show your face again, a bag of some sorts covering it would be appreciated. Lol

Hot wife ✔️
Do you stack precious metals ✔️
You're in!

OK, from this time forward I will point the camera at silver!

Good stuff Welshie! And abso correct — Mrs @thedamus is a hot momma! And she likes my big stack 🤣🤣🤣

Don't know about you but mine gets a little jealous of my stack every now and again... It's not as easy as people think being a stacker.

My stack is her stack ultimately, and she knows it. ❤️

Brilliant and of course has to be true

Well she's not with me for my looks!!

Well I would not have said that but I hate to argue with you 😂

Stop, I'm in serious danger of needing medical attention from this. Quite the funniest - but also most honest post I have read in a while. Super photos, I'm sure the way you fondle your silver does pay great dividends!
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#thealliance

She knows I'm a keeper. She might be good looking but she's a little bit "batshit crazy" if you know what I mean.....

Dude this was supposed to be a secret, this was top secret knowledge. Hahaha great post my friend.

I'm sorry Ray, forgive me. You never know now, we might have an influx of young ugly men to the #steemsilvergold group now #cockfest

You look like a great couple! Keep to your 3 rules and you will live happily ever after 👍😉

She's not getting any of the shiny stuff, well not unless I die then she gets it all... OK there we go another reason why they keep us around.

I must be stacking wrong 😂

Your pouring more then stacking. 😂 get on it boy.

Like vulcan said... Too much time pouring, women our time whores, they need attention.

R-e-a-l-l-y
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t-o
t-y-p-e
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r-i-m-j-o-b
c-o-m-m-e-n-t-!-!-!

Aaarrgghh!!!!!

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Why not? Go for it, we are all friends here!! 😂

Ahhh, I'm 'spent' now :(
Moment's gone!!!
LOL

Well if you ever feel the need to get a good rim job joke off you chest, here is the place. I'll leave the door open for you

Cheers, I'll make sure I wipe my feet on the way in ;)

Awesome post. Had me laughing the whole time. Think we need more humor here in the stacking community

Totally agree. Too much negativity at the mo, just trying to do my bit 😂

HILARIOUS and TRUE!!! My husband has said this for years, whenever someone says "Gold has no intrinsic value" his reply is "Unless you like to get laid."

Your husband is very wise!! Lol

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Awesome man! You certainly did well for yourself. I got my wife since I actually used to be handsome...lol, but she is probably still around for the stack...lol.

Keep telling yourself that @phelimint.... Hahaha yeah yeah used to be handsome!! I used to have a 10 inch cock!!

That was kick ass!

Cheers V. I'm sure Mrs V will confirm my findings.

You are correct in your findings!! 😁

Heck ya man! Any single guys out there just start piling up the metals and the ladies be lining up😚

It's like they can sense the silver.... What women look for in their men - good genetic material, funny, kind, bullshit!! Women Love the shiny stuff #fact

Funny shit, dude.

More cow bell!!!

Got my first package from PitB and they look great. Ordered a few 5ozers and going for some 10s if my BTC transfer would ever go through.

TWM

Look at you go... Playing with the big boys now. I don't own anything over 3oz. Can't wait to see what you pick up

I love it. This guy is 6 hours from my house in Scottsdale. He works out of his house. The fact that he takes LTC is huge. I am trying to get him to take DASH or better yet, GRS. I'll take a few photos of the 5s but I don't think my scale can handle them.
The weights on the 2s was a bit high so I'll tip the bar tender on the next order.
Ole, Ole, Ole Ole!!!

I'm still stubbornly independent.

Stack not big enough maybe? You need more shiny.... 😀

Lol, this post cracked me up. Got introduced to stacking thanks to Steemit. Well written :) Can't wait to read more.

You're welcome, thanks for stopping by. Good luck with your stack and can't wait to see some posts

Can't wait to do some stacking posts :) Now gotta get me some metal!

I obviously approve of this post.
10/10 would read again.

Thought you might approve. I was just going to call this post "For the attention of @spiritualmax " and just put up pictures, but thought I'd best make the effort