SUCCESS QUOTES & FUNNY COMEDY

in steemstem •  7 years ago 

The truth is that the religious and the scientific processes, though involving different methods, are identical in their final aim. Both aim at reaching the most real.

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment.

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Funny!
​Government announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to #1,000000. A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids. When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining. He asked, where are the other 3? His wife replied, you are not the only one who heard the news. THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM. Put a smile on someone's face as I have done. Laugh of the day .

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