Local Man Brags About Being Banned from Every Site He's Been to, Finds Success at Steemit

in steemstreetjournal •  7 years ago 

Greenbay, WI - Steemstreet Journal caught up with local man Jerry Scamfield, who has found a new home after being banned from every site in existence - except steemit.com, his new love.

"I'm very happy right now", Scamfield told Steemstreet Journal. "Extremely happy."

"I'm not ashamed to admit that I've been banned from every site on the internet. Some of them I've never even been on. Everything changed when I found the revolutionary social media site, built on a blockchain, steemit.com when I could finally post my mile long posts of horsheshit and nonsense without fear of being banned."

Indeed, local man Scamfield shows no fear in the face of honesty, and wears being banned from practically the entire internet as a badge of honor.

"I always remember what Winston Churchill said: 'You've been banned from a social media site? Good. It means you stood up for something.' I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something like that."

But how did Scamfield manage to gain massive popularity and a following on this Steemit site, despite his past failures and reputation as a scammer?

"What I really love about Steemit is the fact that no one reads anything. So, what I do is I just make my posts really long, so it doesn't matter what I say, people just skip to the end and upvote. And then other sheep follow suit. It's great! All had to do was buy a bunch of fake Twitter followers, so people think I'm some sort of a big deal, and I could do and say whatever I wanted!"

But there is yet another factor that helps Scamfield maintain his popularity, even though there are skeptics.

"You see, the way the Steemit community is, no one has the balls to stand up to me because they're afraid their account gets killed. So, people instead will simply kiss my ass, or remain quiet because they lack backbone, as well as any sense of honor. Yet another reason why I feel Steemit truly is the future of social media."

In addition to being a blogger, Scamfield has also dipped his feet in the world of stand up comedy, a story which Steemstreet Journal will keep its readers updated on.

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It’s funny because it’s true.

You really captured the essence of Jerry and his experience here. Good job!

I'd say it's sad because it's true.

You're a funny ass mutha fucka. . . This post had @rawdawg rollin'

Have to agree grrrrrr

I can't wait to read about young Jerry and how he grew up to become the greatest social media presence evah!

Am not a friend of our Finnish ski jumping creative god - however, that is kind of funny lol! Even upvoted this, might resteem -damn you know writing - sounds like same school i ran through @schattenjaeger

HJAHA

"I always remember what Winston Churchill said: 'You've been banned from a social media site? Good. It means you stood up for something.' I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something like that."

Sounds pretty accurate

There is a story here, can't wait for your take on the stand-up thing, which was certainly hilarious in 'cringy-ness'. I only remember waves of akward flooded the room as Jerry went into explicit lyrics about the consuming of his marriage, but maybe that was just me being drunk.

no balls!! I will flag that guy right now. if you want me. ok I might do it tomorrow.

The OG playa right here.

If he didn't put his face on every paragraph I think there would be a lot less hate.

So true!

Fake it until you make it OG killah

I'm starting to think Jerry needs a computer upgrade!

I need that computer to mine Electroneum.

That guy gets a lot of hate on here why is that? Did he really scam people?

He showed up to work in his underwear, that is where he lost me.

Arghhh Scamfield drives me nuts. I'm pretty sure I muted that ass hat. This post is hilarious thanks for confirming what I always thought he was. Greasy mofo he is.

Would you please join me in up voting this post

LOL... Would you please, bla bla bla

Hand in hand?

Is there another way?

We could sing "We Shall Overcome" and vote with both hands.

Lol

This makes me think Steemit needs a "reset" every once in a while.

If you are good, you'll make up your lost reputation in no time.

If you aren't, you'll stay at 25 and get rolled back there when the reset tide hits again.

Or Steemit is just a slow-moving failure and we're caught in the middle of it. I haven't cashed out a single cent, just leaving it where it lies - powered up so I can support the meager few that I can.

Just feels like the system is broken, and the big guys at the top could care less.

I said hello to Jerry at SteemFest, it made him look away from my girlfriends ass for a moment.

😂

Funny cause it's true!

Jerry you have decided right by using steemit.

so what do you do for bringing value to the blockchain then? Even if he is a scammer and has branded his face to equal annoying... at least he brought a lot of people to steemit and did good for the blockchain. And marketing is also a profession, ofcourse you get banned by people who own websites that aren't benefitting themselves when someone else try's to advertise but here we all can thank jerry in one way or another because he brings value.... what do you bring that equals the value may I ask again?

What value has Jerry allegedly brought? Have you been able to quantify/calculate it?

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Well, he does show how many lickspittles are willing to upvote fopdoodles. That's something.

Perhaps some of us don't want to be associated with folks that find his type of humor appealing?
My guess is he has turned more high value authors away than he has brought them in.
Antics hardly appeal to academics, imo.

He lost me when he showed up to work in his underwear.

In my point of view, jerry's choice to choose steemit is good

How do you find this guy! I actually want to read his stuff. Lol.

this is awesome, I am laughing so hard it hurts. Love it

Why do some people hate the absolute shit out of this guy so much? I don't do anything not because I'm afraid, but because everyone who talks trash doesn't provide proof.

I mean, the guy looks like a bit of a putz, and I can't say that I enjoy his content, but that's a whole different story from hating him.

Also... what exactly is it that you want to do? If you hate him so much, downvote him! Or else you're just as bad as the folks you're criticizing...

But I do admit that this post was funny as shit.

G

That's my problem! I don't make my posts long enough so people will just skip to the bottom.

That is funny because its really true @schattenjaeger

This is a very funny satire about jerry scamfield. Thanks for a good laugh!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

This is fuckin' classic. .

"What I really love about Steemit is the fact that no one reads anything." So true!

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