Nowadays it is hard times. Fuel price rises, necessities of life rise, salaries do not rise, consequently there are layoffs in various companies. One of those affected by layoffs is udin.
This month he can no longer send money to his wife in his hometown. He could only send mail. The contents are thus:
My beloved wife,
Forgive kanda, honey .. This month Kanda can not send money for family needs at home. Kanda can only send you 1000 kisses.
Most love,
Kanda Udin
A week later Udin gets a reply from his beloved wife:
Kanda Udin dear,
Thank you for your 1000 kiss submissions. For this month Dinda will submit a family expenditure report:
The oilman is willing to accept 2 kisses each time he buys 5 liters of kerosene.
Electricians will be paid with 4 kisses per 10th of each month.
Owner of rented house will be paid cicil with 3 kisses every day.
Engkong the grocery store owner does not want to be paid for a kiss. He wants to be paid with another .. Yes Dinda had to give it.
The same thing Dinda gave for the principal and his teacher Taleb who had 3 months nunggak tuition ..
Tomorrow Dinda going to the pawnshop for 200 kisses with cash, because who has a pawnshop already willing to exchange 200 kisses + other pay with 650ribu money,
quite cost a month.
Dinda's personal needs this month reached 50 kisses.
Dearest Kanda .. this month Dinda felt to be the most wealthy in the village, because now Dinda give receivable kisses to many youth in our village and ready to be exchanged whenever needed Dinda.
Kanda, from kanda there are 125 kisses left, do you have any ideas? Or I just tube ya?
Most dear,
from a Dinda.