When a Co-worker Calls Your Vape a 'Douche Flute'

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So I was working today/tonite, it was awful as usual but one hilarious thing did happen that I thought was share worthy..

The manager came into the kitchen from outside and reeked like cigarettes, we always razz eachother so I said,

"Garret you stink man you should try vaping"

He turns around and says,

"fuck no, I don't want to suck on one of those douche flutes!"

I fucking died 😂

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Those who been following me here or on YouTube know I quit smoking and I've been vaping for over a year now I haven't looked back since. I'm saving $100+ dollars a week so I guess I don't mind sucking back on a douche flute 😊

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Have a great night,

@goldenarms

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LOL this is my classic vape meme for my friends

Bahaha yeah it wasn't easy, my parents are old school lol

'Douche Flute'. brilliant.

Yeah man this dudes quick witted and we go hard at eachother while working. It's the only good thing about where I work really..I gotta be able to joke around or I get sad and angry. Thx for stopping by legendary movie producer @vachemorte

haha I'll take that one in. Official golden endorsement. Hollywood will take me seriously now that you said that. NOt :/

I'm with ya on this one @goldenarms. I've been sucking on one of these for almost 2 years now and I am so happy about it. I save lots of $$, with no bad smell or dirty ashtrays. The best part of all is I feel healthier and I can SING again. There's no turning back for me either. Good on you!

Thanks alot and glad you got your voice back! Yeah aside from the health benefits, money and less mess I can vape in the house now too because my wife's not bothered by it. Less time spent standing on the deck in -20 Canadian winters lol

I hear that! Don't tell anyone.. but I have vaped in hotel rooms, on buses, snuck a draw or two on a plane, in my office when no one is around and in the bathroom. ;)

Bwahahahahaha!
I mean um...

NOM NOM

Ha u broke character for a second there killer! Now swim along and nom nom other posts 😁

Lmao I have never heard anything called that but hey it works. Lol Thanks formthe post.

Alotta firsts on this blog 😁 Thanks for stopping by!

Losing it Haha!

Oh my goodness! Is that the man, the myth, the legend @jbcoin himself?

Bahaha...hitting the douche flute 😂😂😂

God dam right you are!

I’m glad to see your not smoking the tobacco, but just watch out with the exploding batteries. Question can you smoke herb out of that douche flute!lol that is funny!! Next time he calles you a douche let me know! My passport is valid and I will come up there and kick his ass!! 👍🏼🍺🥓 Merica!!

There's absolutely no more chance of a vape exploding than there is a cellphone doing the same. That's just the media trying to make a big deal out of a few select episodes. If you know and properly take care of your electronics they're incredibly safe. More people fall asleep smoking and burning down their houses or flick lit cigarettes that burn down forests and ofcourse die of just horrible diseases caused by the 100s of toxins inside a cigarette than the few people that have had exploding vape units go off on em my friend. And Naw this one i got is just for ecig liquid

I smoked for decades and used TBX Free in April, not one puff since. No vape, no expense.

Good for you! I'm glad u were able to kick the habit with no need to douche flute lol

My mom's been a smoker since before married again, her oldest kid (my brother) is close to 50 yo, she tried quiting many times but always fell off the wagon, I wonder if douche flute would help her quit smoking 🤔

Worked for me, I was a heavy smoker and tried to quit a few times to no avail. A friend bought me a douche flute and I haven't turned back. U can scale your nicotine down gradually and I'm at a point I could probably toss it away but I actually enjoy it so much I may vape forever. I just saw the first long term study done and it found no long term I'll effects to vaping at all, like zero. Seeing the money saved and knowing you're still getting the nicotine your body craves may help them get of the cancer sticks? There's so many extra deadly chemicals that they put in those things it's rediculous and they smell just horrible to boot..

Amazing post loved it :D Thank you for sharing the stuff :D

I love to share stuff, thx for checking out my post Charif 👊😎

Hahahaha!! Now I know what to call it.

Health benefits though? Apart from being in control of the levels of chemicals, nico etc. as opposed to cigs... maybe less unhealthy, but are there any real benefits? Consider this a sincere and ignorant question..lol!

Read my reply to @thekitchenfairy..

Cool. I guess it's helpful in some ways to help smokers scale down gradually. Good that there are some long term studies finally showing results. Happy douche fluting!!!

Lol thanks bud

Good post My friends like your posts?

I don't know do they?

they are friends.kalau friend there is time to visit my blog ya ya friend

Lol never heard the term douche flute! Good on saving $$

My Co workers call it a "robot dick" haha I think "douche flute" is a way better burn..

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Vaping offers so many choices, so many different flavours, I still enjoy real cigarettes for the original taste and feeling but much much less, the vape is great for going out, it's true also that you can sneak a puff in places and nobody notices. I love to mix the sweet tropical juice with a bit of the thicker cookies and cream desert flavours, sooo nice! Do you have any favorites to recommend?

HAHA Awesome!!

Douche flute, hahaha