Story time- clumsiness on a whole new level

I am probably the only person on earth that could accidentally hit themselves in the face with a chair... Yet that is exactly what happened to me.

So for a little bit of a scenic information. In our bedroom we have a desk in front of our bed, a chair just just fits in the space but you can't walk around the bed when the chair isn't tucked under the table. You can also sit at the foot of the bed and use the computer. That is exactly what I did, with the chair Infront of me and the back rest on my chest I was busy playing some card games while deciding what my plans are for today and the weekend.

Out of nowhere came the biggest sneeze, I turned my head to the side as I sneezes and my head pretended to be a bobble head and bounced off the back rest... It's a wooden chair and I hit it pretty hard with my face, so hard my face was in so much pain that it almost felt numb ...

Next thing I know I taste blood and feel my lips swelling. I thought that maybe I chipped a tooth but fortunately I did not, my teeth did cut the inside of my lip hence the swelling. I find it painfully funny. Best part is I can feel bruising starting and we have plans to go to the gym tonight. My poor husband is going to look like a wife beater again because I'm so clumsy.

Fortunately because he got me a cellphone ring, I haven't dropped my phone on my face again... Maybe he should baby proof the house for me.

What do you guys think?

Xoxo
@thegoldencookie