Bashing Like Two Grubby Toads
by The Invisible Man

Dear Enorma Skank,

I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.

I cherish the golf course, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a mild saviour. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a mild saviour.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you loving in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous drinking skills.

You have legs like smelly cabbages and the most little liver I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to caress those smelly cabbage legs and handle that little liver.

You're so special with your crazy ways. The way you handle your bright ex wife shows great charity and kindness.

I know that to you I'm just a pointless dreamer but I think we could be happy together, bashing like two grubby toads.

Please, say you'll be mine Enorma Skank!

All my love
Dick Head

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman