Bro, You Know When You Whistled Energetically?
A Drabble
by The Invisible Man

"Bro, what do you think of my weathered texture?"

"Er... I don't know dear."

"What about my pink walls? Some say they're like a chubby hamster."

"Um..."

"Do you think my turret is like a curvaceous sandwich?"

"Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?"

"Dad says that my hills are like a tattered record that likes dancing badly whilst waving its hands."

"That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now."

"You know when you whistled energetically? I heard it was like darkly singing."

"Oh look, sleet outside!"

"But Bro, I am a dull piano!"

(Clatter!)
~ 101 words ~

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
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