Punished for likening my fingers to a naughty mange tout
by The Invisible Man

Dear Mr Wilson,

I am sorry to report that little Monica has been assigned a detention.

As you know, little Monica is usually a very grubby and crazy child. However, today I caught him working during class.

When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Push Harder" and began dancing with his friend Perry.

Monica aggravated the matter further by calling me a crazy owl and likening my fingers to a naughty mange tout.

Little Monica was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow super jumpers at Springfield Elementary School.

Springfield Elementary School prides itself on being a rancid and crazy establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children working and dancing on the premises. Added to which, my fingers looks nothing like a mange tout, as Ms Jones will testify.

Please ensure that little Monica attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his super clothing at home.

Yours sincerely
Daryl B. Payne

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman